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Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: Amber on March 27, 2006, 03:17:04 PM
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I've been absent. Sorry about that. There...has been a lot going on. First of all, I'm sure most of you remember that I was having problems with a worthless roommate who did nothing, paid nothing,and irked the hell out of me. Well...one roommate...has reproduced into 5 roommates who do nothing, pay for nothing, and irk the hell out of me. When we came back from the wedding in January...we had two full grown adults (both older than Beau and myself) and her two five year old twin boys move in. -scowls- I hate my life. As if the 30 year old child wasn't bad enough for me and Beau to support..now we have 5 extra people, who don't pay for shit concerning the house. I hate it I hate it I hate it. So therefore...instead of worrying about how we're going to get rid of these losers...these losers are getting rid of us. We're moving. To Illinois. On April 15th. It's going to cost an arm and a leg for the smallest uhaul available to tote what little possessions we have to Illinois, but...we can't do this anymore. We're 23 and 24, we're supporting a household of 7...on our own. And 3 out of the extra five...are more than five years older than us at this point. It had to stop. My online time after the move may be sketchy. We will be moving in with our best friend, her husband,and their child, but anything has got to be better than the crap I have been putting up with for over 6 months now. I've...We've....finally had it!
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Well, um... THANK GOD! ~high fives Mistress Little-Big Sis~
However, as I am assuming that none of them are on the lease, I'd have the local PD in my yard evicting them, if I were you...
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Make sure you don't give the freeloaders your new address or they just might be following you up..
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slay them.
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I want their skulls.
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I'll take the corpses...for teaching purposes of course.
LM
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my Mistress.....again...~coughs~....there is a wood chipper or two in ohio...~grins sweetly~
seriously....Yours wishes You a quick and peacfull transition from this hell You have been forced to endure for so long~huggles Ya tight~...am just thrilled You will be so much closer...~bounces~...now perhaps Wwe can get together and terroize...errmmm...visit~ ;D
love You sooo much...~snuggle hugs~
Your brat
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good luck Mistress chanz is happy you have found a solution that will work even if it is only temp ... umm there is another solution that works too for gettin rid of pests.. *grins an wiggles her eyebrows all evil like*... but that is just chanz's evil twin talkin.. leaves ya hugs
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The nearly thirty year old child..is on the lease..the other four (including the twins) aren't on the lease, but I figure..what the hell, I'll be leaving, and they can deal with the house payments, and the bills. Our names are going to be removed when we leave..from everything. I don't care if we are screwing them over. They deserve it.
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two shits in a bucket....fuck it.....they get what they get
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before you leave hun... and have your name taken off of everythign.. consider the follwoing... order food from dozened of resturants to be delivered after you are long gone... get cable AND satalite installed for your wonderful room mates.. as a partign gift.. never mind the exspence.. it'll be theres.. oh.. and perhaps.. dial a number in singapore and just leave the phone off the hook..
then again just duct taping them all (except the children) to a rop susponded from the cielign and using their worthless hides as a pinyata for a couple hours.. then setting the place on fire as you drive away.. that has it's merits as well..
have had a few useless room mates.. and come up with a few ideas. *angelic smile and goes for more coffee
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I would like the innards.
Raz
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*LOL* remind Me to never piss you off, OE...
good luck hun...i know my bills have significantly lowered recently as well! grocery shopping was only like 250 for the month, plus makeup and anemities, instead of almost 700 bucks a trip...like every 2 weeks....
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dont forget to put cayanne pepper in their underwear drawers....make sure it gets into their chonies really well. And congrats on Your new start, Sis *sends luv n' hugs*
Love
Sahara
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on the way out the door place finely ground/powdered pepper on the tops of any ceiling fan blades there may be...
get a large syringe and squeeze out some of the toothpaste and mix it with some alum and use the syringe to place it back into the tube...
placed some powdered craft paint inside the showerhead...
use your syringe to place some sort of deep heating rub inside a Preparation H tube if it is available...
unwind a metal coat-hanger and reach under their vehicle and slip an end through the universal and twist it secure. when they start that puppy up it will sound like the world is coming to an end as it spins around with the driveshaft and pounds against the vehicle and the ground...
place some mayonnaise in a rubber and allow it to sit at room temperature. it will become clearer. stash it in their bedsheets where the female of the house is bound to discover it. imagine what she will think when she knows it was naught used for her...
remember to send them a beautiful Christmas card in a sealed box with some discarded canned veggies for weight. they may have use for the additional food offered from the goodness of your hearts, with no return address. postage due of course.
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i personally liked one i saw where someone delberately sewed some kind of fresh seafood into the hems of the drapes, shrimp or something like that... it didn't have much of a scent while it was fresh but as it warmed and spoiled... and nobody thought to look in the hems...
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Ragnar, You forgot the one about either the gunpowder inserted into a lightbulb, hopefully the one where they first reach for the light upon entering...and, if that isnt sparkly enough...a simple *whats the damn thing called!* Paperclip,....inserted around the prongs of the plug in...while the unit is off...
Havnt tried that one yet.....Im not sure if its safe to stick it in the socket.....
My last adventures with electricity, on accident, was removing toast from a toaster while young, when i was on the counter, gleefully lifting it out a slice at a time with a bread knife....oops...contact was made....I got a free flight across the room!
And, just randomly stuffing a bobbie pin in an outlet.
No Wonder stun guns just feel like a massager....
Im a fan of the poor mans james bond, and the anarchists cookbook*has them on pdf if anyone wants em*
But im not going to list deadly things here...
theres something wonderful you can do with a salad, however....unbeknownst and undetectable...
yah*L* im a fan of the dead fish in the heater, somewhere barely accessible*L*
Unfortunately, Ive been too nice to use any of my plethora of tricks on anyone.....yet.
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Run them over with uhaul sounds good to me... but hey what can I say..I like my trucks..
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All wonderful ideas, but I tend to run into the more delightful thoughts of homeless children, and their parents in jail -innocent look- You see, it will work like this. Although they have lied and broken promises about rent this month (leaving Beau and I with under 50 dollars to survive a week because we paid all of rent) I will gracefully go into the move. However, all bets are off once I am Illinois and procure the landlady's phone number, and let her know that there are four extra people living in the house, and that Beau and I have moved out due to a family emergency in Illinois. (His Mother is gravely ill, not really, but she doesn't need to know this). Therefore she can't hold us responsible for moving out without a certain amount of time for warning. After all, Steve is still planning on remaining at least until the lease runs out in May. However, she hates his guts because he's a thieving liar and an asshole to boot, so I have no doubt in my mind that the lease will be allowed to expire with no chance of renewal. Now..onto the other four. Lil Miss uppity has expired and falsified tags on her car, and drives around with no license, and no insurance. I am sure the police would just love to get their hands on her. And I'm sure they would be thrilled to know where she is living, and that she's driving around with falsified tags on her vehicle. They haven't learned yet, not to bite the hand that feeds you...or in this case...the hand that is currently giving you and your children, a nice safe and warm house to live in...for free. They can kiss my ass. I'm tired of not being a bitch. A week and a day left, and full bitch mode is coming out to bite them in the ass in full force. I'd like to see them try and get revenge, since everything is going to be shut off the day we leave, whether or not they have previous bills in their name or are able to afford the bills on their own. I'm not responsible, and shouldn't have to feel responsible.
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~grins evilly~ you are devious Sistah... you sound like hubby and I a few years ago and what we did to our poor roommates... ~another evil cackle~ good luck with your move and I am sure they ( being the morons and users ) will find out the hard way that life is going to be a hell of a lot worse in a week and a two days to come...