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Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: kadi{MTC} on April 12, 2006, 05:28:23 PM

Title: posts and runs
Post by: kadi{MTC} on April 12, 2006, 05:28:23 PM

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Title: Re: posts and runs
Post by: RAGNAR on April 12, 2006, 06:50:54 PM

LOL

SWAT!!!

Title: Re: posts and runs
Post by: Vala on April 12, 2006, 07:16:25 PM

*JDFL*

#6 is My favo...




Vala

Title: Re: posts and runs
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on April 12, 2006, 07:54:50 PM

*looks at #4 and cracks uP*

SEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Master!!  I keep telling you that is your problem!!!!

*scrams*

Title: Re: posts and runs
Post by: Taryn on April 12, 2006, 08:03:40 PM

woobie, that's what I told my hubby, I got things thrown at me...

Title: Re: posts and runs
Post by: Yahira on April 12, 2006, 09:41:20 PM

~laughs~  I love number 4.  I pointed that out to my fiance.  He just glared at me and flipped me off.. 

Title: Re: posts and runs
Post by: aisling{MTC} on April 13, 2006, 06:03:15 AM

*falls over laughing her ass off*

Good one!!!

Title: Re: posts and runs
Post by: Yahira on April 13, 2006, 08:49:18 AM

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.  Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."  The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing
procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

 ;D