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Offline Raziel

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A Poem
« on: February 12, 2010, 06:50:17 PM »
Ode to Snow

Snow, oh how I hate thee...
I despise the likes of your fluff...
Thine foul and dastardly powder...
You make my life colder...
My driving slower...
And fucktards more bolder...
Idiots driving, only to wind up flipped on their roof on the shoulder...
Oh miserable frozen white puffs...
I loathe all there is to thee...


Raz
« Last Edit: February 13, 2010, 07:06:07 AM by Raziel »
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Offline Mercilayne

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Re: A Poem
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 09:09:02 PM »
I couldn't agree more!! 
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Offline razz|n.o.i.r

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Re: A Poem
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2010, 12:12:22 AM »
-applaudes-..... ;)

snow snow go away.
dont return another day.
with all your wind, and all your cold.
smeg off and leave us to warm up again.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2010, 12:14:44 AM by Sarant »
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Re: A Poem
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2010, 11:24:31 AM »
-chuckles-

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smeg off and leave us to warm up again.

I haven't heard the word "smeg" used in a longlong time.

Just made me laugh.


Oh and snow sucks. Ick.
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Offline Shylina Marie

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Re: A Poem
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2010, 11:33:37 AM »
and everyone wonders why I am moving back south.... theres your answer right there..... I HATE SNOW.
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Re: A Poem
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2010, 04:16:15 PM »
Got word from my bro-in-law, who lives at Keesler Air Force Base, right outside of Biloxi, MS, he got snow in the early morning/afternoon on the day before yesterday.. So even the south gets snow..

Welcome to the wonderful beginning of the El Nino season... It's only going to get odder as this season progresses.. And D.C. may never get unburied... ~snorts~
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Re: A Poem
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2010, 04:20:54 PM »
I apolgize to everyone right now, you are all suffering in the snow.... -sends hugs and hot choclate to all of you-
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Re: A Poem
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2010, 08:58:40 AM »
Please...... Send my snow back to me!.... stupid el nina....*mutters & grumps cuz we're in the banana belt with no snow*.... this is Montana damnit, send it all back!.... please!..... *smacks the snowshoes gathering dust hanging on my wall, looks longingly at the ice fishing pole and just sighs sadly*
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