pooor pooor blind Lass, but alas T'is best that she nae e'er know the truth. Congratulations Tristram, T'is about time ye swindled..errr found someone to care for ye, especially as close as ye be to needin live in healthcare...I wish ye both the very best M'Friends, may the Gods smile pon ye and cast down your very own slice that ye should forever bask in each others happiness in ye own little corner of heaven on earth.
