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Offline RAGNAR

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Uh Oh...
« on: December 24, 2018, 10:31:51 PM »

(01:23:32 )
RAGNAR

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: has been sighted...


(01:24:16 )
RAGNAR

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: T’was the night before Gormas and all through the Camp,
Not a critter was stirring cept Raz with bad gas.


(01:24:37 )
RAGNAR

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: The stockings were hung by the braziers with care,
The Women’s conspicuously filled with loose hair.


(01:24:52 )
RAGNAR

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: The Children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of impalements danced in their heads.


(01:25:09 )
RAGNAR

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: And Sid in her kerchief and NS in her bed,
Kethry and Arlon slept like the dead.


(01:25:32 )
RAGNAR

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: When up on the dome there arose such a clatter,
prism sprang from the furs to see what was the matter.


(01:25:36 )

alecya{Arlon}
-kettle-
slips out of character and says to ALL: Aha !! Knew Santa was a Jarl

(01:25:54 )
RAGNAR

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: Away to the doorway flame flew like a flash,
With siren, jade, jana, and kadi hauling their ass.


(01:26:41 )
RAGNAR

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: The moons on the mountains of alecya’s breasts,
Gave luster to the beauty of those double O’s.


(01:26:56 )
RAGNAR

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: When what to alls wondering eyes did appear,
But a huge giant Tovie and eight tiny verr.


(01:27:13 )
RAGNAR

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: With an old Torvie so bold and so thick,
They new in a moment it was RAGNAR Claus.


(01:27:28 )
RAGNAR

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: More rapid than honey his coursers they came,
RAGNAR whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.


(01:27:46 )
RAGNAR

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: “Now Masher! Now Smasher! Now Faggot and Barf!
On Vomit! On Stupid! On Blunder and Blitzed!


(01:28:01 )
RAGNAR

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: To the top of the wagon! To the top of the coup!
Now bash away! Smash away! Crash away all!”



(01:28:22 )
RAGNAR

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: “MERRY GORMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!”


(01:28:55 )
RAGNAR

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: Leaving beneath the tree gifts of love, to all the girls of Tuchuk a chest of new silks in assorted colors and styles, and slave jewelry and baubles to dazzle the mind. To all the Women, new belts, boots, and sandals. For the Men, new botas, braided leather ropes, and leather coin pouches. For the thralls, new kes and bathing soap. For the Boys, hard candies, cork balls, sharpening stones. And last but not least, for the Girls, tarsk bristle brushes, hair ribbons, hard candies, and carved bosk horn dolls with movable joints dressed in Tuchuk attire.


(01:29:41 )
RAGNAR

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: leaves...


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Re: Uh Oh...
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2018, 11:22:31 PM »
Merry Christmas

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Re: Uh Oh...
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2018, 08:05:14 PM »
Merry Christmas bro!!!!!  ;)

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Re: Uh Oh...
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2018, 11:57:41 AM »
Merry Gormas ( Merry Christmas) ....guess chanz was hiding like usual...lol...wishing all good thoughts and sending strengths and special wishes ...so I won't be late.,,Happy New Year one and all....


Hugs and lubs waiting in crates full should any desire one or many ....


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Re: Uh Oh...
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2018, 08:18:57 PM »
Awww how nice, thank You, Ragnar Claus, i always thought You were a myth...but....Thank You!