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Offline NightStorm

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Top 10 Reasons Dick Clark Looks So Young
« on: August 23, 2006, 06:56:28 PM »
Top 10 Reasons Dick Clark Looks So Young

10.  Cloning
9.   Ponce de Leon
8.   Lestat
7.   He videotaped his last 50 years...48 years ago
6.   Dick WHO???
5.   Its all a "fig newton" of your "imargination"
4.   He's Santa's brother
3.   He's Satan's son
2.   Active cryogenics!
AND...THE NUMBER ONE REASON..........

HE'S DICK CLARK!!!!!!!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons Dick Clark Looks So Young
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2006, 07:51:52 PM »
*chuckles*