Top 10 Reasons Dick Clark Looks So Young
10. Cloning
9. Ponce de Leon
8. Lestat
7. He videotaped his last 50 years...48 years ago
6. Dick WHO???
5. Its all a "fig newton" of your "imargination"
4. He's Santa's brother
3. He's Satan's son
2. Active cryogenics!
AND...THE NUMBER ONE REASON..........
HE'S DICK CLARK!!!!!!!