Two Good Old Boys
This is Told in the best southern drall that you can think of..
BillyBob and Bubba were at their local Pigs in a blanket ,enjoying a meal of pulled pork and collard green some tader salad and the best Iced Tea this side of the Mason Dixen line.When next to them a woman begain to have a coughing fit and then began to choke.
BillyBob being the southern Gent that He is got up and went over to the woman..He says to the woman are ya,ll having trouble swalleren..The woman begins to shake her head yes,, still coughing and choking..
BillyBob then says can yall breath.. the woman shakes head again NO! as she is now slowly turning blue in the face. Her arms are flayling about.
BillyBob helps the woman to her feet....Again being the southern Gent that he is.. Knowing he as to work fast here befor the woman passes out or dies,,
Quickly lifts the womans dress and Yanks down her draws about her knees "Bending over" He then drags His tounge across the cheek of her butt.Giving her a good long slopppy wet lick,, "Raise back up" He drops the dress and looks at the woman..
The woman in utter shock coughs out the piece of pork that was stuck sending it across the room..
The woman the sinks down onto her chair catching her breath her draws still about her knees,,
All she can do is stare at BillyBob.
He tips His hat to her and returns to His own chair,,
The room erupts in Cheers and what a Fine Job there buddy.. BillyBob just shrugs as He sits back down to his meal..
His best bud Bubba chimes in,
Ya know Id had never seen that ((( Hind-Lick-Manuver done befor WoW !!!!! ))
