a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy says to the barkeep that he needs to get more paying customers in the pub. The keep says to do that I need to first get rid of the non-paying customers who borrow money from the paying ones.

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Chauncy tells the pastor he is cutting down on drinking for the month. The pastor says that is very commendable, what brought this change on? Chauncy says sean is away on holiday.

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The constable tells chauncy the cells are full so I am going to habe to take you home to your wife. Chauncy says I am sure if you look hard you can find space for me at the jail instead.

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Chauncy's lawyer says my client is an upstanding citizen and pillar of the community. The judge says then why is chauncy the one in the defendant's box?

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Chauncy's wife tells him her mum just had her picture professionally taken at a studio in town. Chauncy says how much does she owe them for the cameras that broke in the process?

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Chauncy's wife tells him her mum is on a diet. Chauncy says so which of her ten meals per day is she going to cut down on?

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Chauncy asks his friend who's turn is it to buy a round. His friend says I bought the last two. Chauncy says ah then is must be sean's turn as he calls sean over to the table.

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Chauncy shows sean the new smart phone his wife bought him. He says it has everything on it, internet, email, text, taking pictures etc. Sean says you do not know how to tirn it on do you? Chaincy says not really.

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Chauncy's wife enters the pub and tells the keep chauncy has had enough and asks for a glass of water. Sean says I have never seen chauncy drink water. The keep says I do not think she plans on him drinking it as his wife pours the water over chauncy.

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Chauncy tells sesn he got a limo to take them out for their anniversary but his wife complained. Sean asks why she complained. Chauncy says seems she wanted to ride in the back with me.

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Chauncy's wife sees him laying on the couch and says it is 4 PM surely there is something better you could be doing at this time. Chauncy says well, I would be sleeping if it were not for the construction going on outside.

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Chauncy's wife sees him laying on the couch and says it is 4 PM surely there is something better you could be doing at this time. Chauncy says well, I would be sleeping if it were not for the construction going on outside.

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Chauncy's wife sees him laying on the couch and says it is 4 PM surely there is something better you could be doing at this time. Chauncy says well, I would be sleeping if it were not for the construction going on outside.

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Chauncy says he enjoys fishing as it gives him time to think. Sean asks what do you think about? Chauncy says going to the pub mostly.