Dear Santa
spi hae been a verra guid...mmmm errrrr she hae been a nice...errrr okay spi hae been a verra guid girl at being bad! jes frae brownie points. spi would like t' ask Santa frae a ....mmmmmm ponders.....well a nice lil new bit of silks...but nae undies coz well that tis jes intruments of torture..really who's bright idea was it tae put elastic in such a delicate place...blinks owlishly and lets face it Santa Wwe both know spi abhores wearing clothes sae nae sweaters!..mmmm she wid like tae see her Ffriend an family at Mac and everywhere else be happy and healthy and iffin Ye could jes squeezee in a lil session in t' dungeon whit spi she wid make sure Ye came mair then aince a year..lil naughty grin and hops off t' cause mischief an mayhem........and t' Aall a verra merry and naughty christmas!
