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...How to be the Boss B_____ at a Sushi Bar
« on: January 20, 2019, 12:07:54 AM »
 ...A few years ago, I was in SF on a business trip, and went into Japan Town for dinner.  I was very tired, I had gone 'verbally panther' all day against a real B----- of an attorney.  Usually, after times like that in SF, I just liked to get a table in a corner, and lean against the wall after drinking a flask of sake, and then ordering a bento box, or such.   ::)  But, this time, I sat at the sushi bar, and settled my butt on a stool and looked at the fresh seafood in the display.  I ordered a flask of sake, and then a very safe course...salmon sashimi.  (That is slices of raw salmon.)  I drank the sake, and ate the salmon...and noticed that the chef was smirking at me...I was just another 'anglo woman' trying to be 'ethnic'.  I got a bit hot under my collar, (Rags has NEVER seen me in that mood!) and ordered "Sweet Shrimp".  The chef smirked again, and prepared it.   :)  "Sweet Shrimp" is very unusual, when served, the two large prawns have been prepared in an interesting way.  The tails are very lightly steamed, and the heads...yes...the entire head and carapace... are deep fried.  All people, especially anglos, just eat the tails, and leave the heads.  I ate the tails, and then ordered another flask of sake.  When the flask arrived, I stared at the chef as I dipped the fried heads into a soy sauce and ate them...antenna...eyes...mouthparts...brains...and all.  I smiled and nodded to the chef when I finished, picking pieces of shell from my teeth..."oishi desu" I said.  (("That was delicious")).  He grinned at me, and then I got into some REAL EATING!!!  I didn't order anything, he would make a small plate of 'something'...and pass it to me...and I would eat it. Sometimes there were tentacles, other times it was clear.  ;D  He also ordered me two more flasks of sake.  The bill was pretty hefty, but I smiled as I paid, and placed a large tip into a folded piece of paper for him. ;D  It was a nice experience.  God designed us to eat as a way to stay alive...God was very generous...IMHO...There are so many fun ways to eat.   ;D
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Re: ...How to be the Boss B_____ at a Sushi Bar
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2019, 05:42:38 PM »
The sort of place you take a toothbrush and floss along. LOL

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Re: ...How to be the Boss B_____ at a Sushi Bar
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2019, 07:20:16 PM »
...I definitely 'went Panther' that afternoon.   ::)  I softly 'snarled' as I ate the little dishes...no one took seats close to me...I think I even scared some people... ;D
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Re: ...How to be the Boss B_____ at a Sushi Bar
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM »
I always make people uneasy when I go out to eat.  ::)

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Re: ...How to be the Boss B_____ at a Sushi Bar
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2019, 07:06:21 PM »
...I can just imagine if you and I entered a sushi place at the same time.   :)  We would take seats at opposite sides of the place, and growl at each other as we each ordered the best servings.   :o  Or,  ;D, you would hold a chair out for me, and we would sit at the same table and snarl at the other patrons  >:(  as we challenged the sushi chef to make more and more interesting dishes   ;D  and stuffed our faces full... :o
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Re: ...How to be the Boss B_____ at a Sushi Bar
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2019, 05:44:32 PM »
...I can just imagine if you and I entered a sushi place at the same time.   :)  We would take seats at opposite sides of the place, and growl at each other as we each ordered the best servings.   :o  Or,  ;D, you would hold a chair out for me, and we would sit at the same table and snarl at the other patrons  >:(  as we challenged the sushi chef to make more and more interesting dishes   ;D  and stuffed our faces full... :o

Naw.... I would let you hold the chair for me, then we could growl back and forth taking food from one another's plates snapping and snarling. Anyone comes near we BOTH growl at them and guard our plates savagely. Heh heh heh...  ::)

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Re: ...How to be the Boss B_____ at a Sushi Bar
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2019, 11:58:00 AM »
...I can just visualize that, Rags.   :o  The Manager would have checked our credit scores before serving us, and would have cautioned the wait staff to be 'very careful' when approaching our table, and wait until we were 'relatively calm' before refilling our glasses.   They would probably toss a handful of fried shrimp at us, to distract us, before setting plates of exotic food before us.   ;D  But, we would STUFF OUR FACES, and shout "HAI TUCHUK" as we left.   ::)
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Re: ...How to be the Boss B_____ at a Sushi Bar
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2019, 06:21:43 PM »
"HAIL TORVIECHUKS!!!!!"

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH...!!!!!"