All wonderful ideas, but I tend to run into the more delightful thoughts of homeless children, and their parents in jail -innocent look- You see, it will work like this. Although they have lied and broken promises about rent this month (leaving Beau and I with under 50 dollars to survive a week because we paid all of rent) I will gracefully go into the move. However, all bets are off once I am Illinois and procure the landlady's phone number, and let her know that there are four extra people living in the house, and that Beau and I have moved out due to a family emergency in Illinois. (His Mother is gravely ill, not really, but she doesn't need to know this). Therefore she can't hold us responsible for moving out without a certain amount of time for warning. After all, Steve is still planning on remaining at least until the lease runs out in May. However, she hates his guts because he's a thieving liar and an asshole to boot, so I have no doubt in my mind that the lease will be allowed to expire with no chance of renewal. Now..onto the other four. Lil Miss uppity has expired and falsified tags on her car, and drives around with no license, and no insurance. I am sure the police would just love to get their hands on her. And I'm sure they would be thrilled to know where she is living, and that she's driving around with falsified tags on her vehicle. They haven't learned yet, not to bite the hand that feeds you...or in this case...the hand that is currently giving you and your children, a nice safe and warm house to live in...for free. They can kiss my ass. I'm tired of not being a bitch. A week and a day left, and full bitch mode is coming out to bite them in the ass in full force. I'd like to see them try and get revenge, since everything is going to be shut off the day we leave, whether or not they have previous bills in their name or are able to afford the bills on their own. I'm not responsible, and shouldn't have to feel responsible.
