A SMILE FOR YOU.....
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> > A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
> > boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did
> > the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
> > beaten
> > the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
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> > The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
> > frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
> > dropping her cell phone and makeup.
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> > As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
> > looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
> > ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
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> > He took her to the police station where she was searched,
> > fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple
> > of
> > hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was
> > escorted
> > back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her
> > personal effects.
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> > He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
> > behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
> > front of you, and cussing up a streak at him.' I noticed the 'What Would
> > Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the
> > 'Follow Me to Sunday -School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
> > Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally... I assumed you had stolen
> > the car.'
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> > Priceless.
