da board, da board, kay

[kay]

hahahaha fred....you are too funny!
YES I knew where 'hoosier' came from    lol
I'll have to remember some of my knock knock jokes 
Have a good day fred ~hugs~

Oh I just heard Vince Vaughn is finishing up his movie in Chicago 'fred claus'. 

[fred]

oh lookie, lookie who got to turn da page?

................ 25 cents please,
                                         awe..........  keep it, and we'll call it even.

Knock knock, who's there:  shirley shirley who?  surely you jest?
                                       snow    snow who?   snowbody but me 
                                       Tuba tuba who?  tub of toothpaste  that's who
                                       Cargo  cargo who?  car goes beep beep vrooooooooom
                                       Althea Althea who?  Althea later alligator
                                       wayne  wayne who?  wayne wayne go away come again another day


still my favourite is:
Knock knock, who's there: General Lee General Lee who? Generally I don 't tell knock knock jokes


Now.............. too, remember silly riddles like:
What grows down........... when it grows UP?

_{(a goose)}

                           

[kay]

*tosses fred a quarter* for turning da page!
Hey a page turned is a page turned

Thanks for the knock knock jokes fred....laughs

[fred]

             
ooooooops sorry kay.............

I forgot about one's eyesight as one gets older?

that was

(hint hint -- birds of a feather)

[size=8]( a goose )[/size]

 

[kay]

Oh I'm there on the eyesight thingy fred....lol
I always wondered when I was younger why people hold things far away when reading.  Well NOW
I know and understand  *mumbles*

So the answer to that silly riddle was goose?  Oh thanks for taking me out of my misery thinking of that answer....laughs  (goose down)
Well anyways....duck duck goose?? lol

[fred]

and continuing on a silly riddle theme:

Q.  The clerk at a butcher shop is 5'11" tall.  Now, with only a yardstick available; can you guess what he weighs?


gives kay  to view answer

A.  He weighs meat.

                                 

[kay]

Yeah yeah Deliveryguy *nods lots*.....laughs

Okay now fred!  If we are gonna get technical here......ummmmmmm that really isn't a goose you posted.  It's a duck!  AFLAC! lol

*takes the magnifying glass* from fred to view the answer to the riddle 
I still don't see it....lol  How can one guess one's weight with a yardstick?  That has to be the silliest riddle yet....laughs

Now take this to the bank fred.  I was at the gym yesterday and got a compliment I think?  lol  Someone told me that I look more like a teenager than most teenagers.  Can I keep the magnifying glass?  I could use it....laughs

My weekend starts tomorrow....yay!  I will see you on Monday morn.  OH and I just can't wait for the answer to that riddle....oh brother....lol
Have a good weekend fred and Deliveryguy ~waves~

[fred]

       

[size=8]A. He weighs meat.[/size]
                 

[kay]

hahahahaha
Oh dear Lord fred!  I should of guessed that 

Hey what is up with the big print there??? *takes the yardstick* and taps it looking over at YOU....lol  ~hugs~

[fred]

Dah....  *as the light goes ON*         
                            


finally it dawns on me   




I'll hungry
and.........
neither of us ...........is going to give up and let the other have the last word-IN nor that last post.  We have each, used every tactic to get the oneupmanship and the last word-IN  but........ still the other, finds a way and sneaks a peek (into the other's sunglasses) and posts, the next post?

................ that is how our neverending posts; seem to wander: day after day after day............

and why, we have some 4000+ posts in the last eight ( 8 ) years.


oh LOOK,  over THERE------------------------>
                                                               
this will never happen to US and that yardstick doesn't frighten me, much, either.
                       

[kay]

4000+ posts?? *gulps*  Man you sure can talk fred   ~hugs~

Hey fred!!!  Is that old refrigerator stocked?? My animal teams WON!!!!
Hip hip hooray!  Go da Colts and go da Bears!!!!  Woo hoo!  I'm just wondering if they will stand a chance against teams named Patriots and Saints.  How patriotic and saintly is that?  laughs 
Well stock that frig, we have some games to watch

Wouldn't it be awesome if the animal teams played against one another?? 

[fred]

*thinkin' now*
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oh? ? ? ? ? ? ?


wait one minute there kay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

" 4000+ posts?? *gulps*  Man you sure can talk fred "

now kay.......... don't we trade: line for line and post for post on da board?
If I do the math.........  that means: you did approximately 2000+ of those 4000 posts! 

             Woman you sure can talk kay    ~hugs~

again if the shoe fits..........

AND......... yes, we could have a SUPER BOWL zoo parade with those cute little colts vs. da dancin bears. let the parade begin: 


(let's leave those heavenly guys and public spirited men to their own devices)

kay while you are up, would you please get me a beer!
                                                                       

[kay]

Now now fred....if I do the math right.....I can't have half the posts when you have 100+ more posts here than me.....soooooooo you post a lil more than me......but you keep our thread going here......so kudos to you   Keep up the good work!

*looks in the frig*  fred?  I don't see any beer in there.  Anything else while I am UP?? *looks over*  laughs  Time for me to watch a zoo parade

[Texas Sunshine]

*hugs to kay and fred*  How is your new year shaping up?  It is COLD here.  I am not used to that!  HELP!!

[fred]

okay, okay..........

let me redo my math..

IF at the current rate we are posting: fred's = 627 posts outta 1153 and kay's = 526 posts outta 1153  OR   fred's =posts  54.437% of times compared to kay's = 45.563%.  (rounding off)
fred's = 54% and kay's = 46%
so out of 4000+ posts
fred's = 2160 total posts whereas kay' would equal 1840 posts

but  we now need to consider "content":
fred's "content" (on a scale of 1-10)  is a 7.3 whereas kay's would be 8.7.  Now factoring into the equation the variable "content"
fred's total posts factor times 7.3 times Van Murchin indexes of 0.000347812.
fred's total post would go down to 1921 and kay's would raise to 2079.
finally picture quality rating for fred's = 0.93 whereas kay's =0.99.7 times the inverse brings the total posts for kay to 2001 whereas fred is slightly behind at 1999.

*checking my math*.................. yeap, that just about does it!

(who said a little knownledge is dangerous?  -- and fred's has as little as anyone?)

and..................Can you get the pretzels? 
                                                                 

and....................  Oh yea?  I got more beer! forget the "frig"  I got US a keg instead.............. please to draw, me and yourself, a beer now?