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Offline kay

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Re: da board, da board, kay
« Reply #1335 on: January 24, 2007, 05:40:15 AM »

Oh you are good fred....I was betting like poker with the 3rd raise....oh silly me....laughs

Alright alright now.....I believe my lil ponies will gallop when needed to.....SO
in saying that.....I will see your $340.05 (and I will NOT pay YOU 25 cents for turning da page...lol).....and raise you $20.00 (in Traveler's checks).....

and.....I will do the third week of fred get me this and fred get me that.....sounds good ;)

bringing the total to $360.05.....oh wait.....and I will throw in 3 pennies to make the grand total $360.08 (I like the number eight) ;D



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« Reply #1336 on: January 24, 2007, 06:25:31 AM »
                   
*looks at kay...........................*

Picks up the hatch and ponders?

*looks back at kay...........................*

I accept your bet but now thinks................ time to step up the ante.................. see how much you think of those 'little ponies' are worth?  DOUBLE ya

You read me right "DOUBLE" the bet

$360.08 times two (2) = $720.28 $680.14 ahhhhhh $721.98 no..... that's
$720.18

NOW we'll talking............. that's a manly MAN's bet.  (forget those stinken traveller's cheques)  I want to see the colour of the money, honey.

[size=8]$720.18[/size] 

and that is now also, six (6) weeks of service to the other, for the loser, too!

 -- now put up or........... put that pretty duster to use:   and OH, by the way>>>>>...............while you are up.....
                                                             
« Last Edit: January 24, 2007, 05:04:01 PM by fred »

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Re: da board, da board, kay
« Reply #1337 on: January 25, 2007, 04:42:08 AM »

OH I know my lil ponies will WIN fred, however, what if they are having an off day and will only trot instead of gallop?? ;)  Oh my gosh, what if they prance around....that will make them prancin' ponies  :o
Hmmmmmmmmm therefore, I am betting $408.88 (my FINAL offer)....lol

and don't push it with the 6 weeks of service fred....lol
4 weeks (my FINAL offer) for the sake of our friendship over the years....lol

NOW are YOU ready to sign on the dotted line?
If so...sign here:



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WAIT.....before you sign there.....did I read that right?  Did you say six weeks of service for the loser too?  So it's a win win situation either way??



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« Reply #1338 on: January 25, 2007, 06:29:19 AM »
               

kay,  I am still not ready to sign x--------------------------
now........... such a deal I got for you, kay.............

I proposed a bet of: $720.18 and you countered with a bet of: $408.88.

Meet you half-way  (Split the difference!)

{so that would be $720.18 - $408.88 = $311.30 diference. again if we split that, that's $311.30/2 = $155.65.  Now we add that to your bet of $408.88 and we have total of $564.53 }

the money is talking NOW 
$564.53 is MY BET, now.
     

kay are willing to compromise?

{tic - toc,  tic - toc ............the clock is ticking}

compromise? or.......... not to compromise? that is the question, NOW before ya.

and I'll even sweeten the 'indenture service clause' and admend the weeks of service: FROM the loser to the winner......."to only four (4) weeks".

deal? or no deal?....................... [SHAKE?] 
                                                       
                   
« Last Edit: January 25, 2007, 11:27:12 AM by fred »

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« Reply #1339 on: January 25, 2007, 06:31:57 AM »
   I want a maid too.. I want a maid too.. I want a maid too!!  *props up my feet on my desk with a smile, as I close my eyes and imagine it.*  Imagine.. no dusting, no dishes, no laundry .. ohhhhhhh, the "no laundry" clinches it!  I want a maid too!!  Does she teach math also?

  I am so behind though.. what is it we are betting on???

  *hugs to all*
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« Reply #1340 on: January 26, 2007, 04:51:12 AM »

fred....noooooooooooooooooo deal yet!  I have to wait and see how Manning's thumb is before I sign anything....lol   I'll get back to you!  ;D

*throws the tic - toc, tic - toc clock* out the window!  There!  That should take care of that!

Texas Sunshine *hugs* to you :)
fred and I are betting on the Superbowl Game XLI.....Bears vs. Colts
(Bears did win the Superbowl game 21 years ago today) but that was then, this is NOW....lol
fred is betting on the Bears and I am betting on the Colts *nods*

GO COLTS!


Oh Texas Sunshine....the maid service will be fred if the Bears lose.  Tell ya what, if I win, I'll send fred your way to help you some....lol  I want to run him ragged!  lol  AND from what I can see, he can do math!  laughs



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Re: da board, da board, kay
« Reply #1341 on: January 26, 2007, 05:29:38 AM »

oh kay! lol

I see you are making excuses, already and maybe................you're going to be hedging your bet, soon?

thumb? ?? ??   thumb! 
                                doesn't he have two(2)?

dah.....................let him use his other thumb
                                                               

OR does he need his thumb for hitching, outta town, after their impending lost?

but enjoys: 'watching time fly'
   

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« Reply #1342 on: January 26, 2007, 05:42:28 AM »
  Ahhhhhh, that is what the bet is about.  I see.  Being so totally not-sports informed here except for what I soaked up when my mom and I were busy chatting through the games that hubby and my dad watched (as they REALLY tried to get us to be quiet)  I am not cheering for either side.  I hope the Bears win (or there will be some long faces at my dad's house) but I THINK the Colts will get it. 

There, how is that for fence-sitting?  :)

     Oh freddddddd...  Brush up on your Algebra.  kay said she would subcontract you out.  I need to run to the store and get some extra laundry soap too.   Thanks kay!!  Oh boy, time to go shopping instead.
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« Reply #1343 on: January 26, 2007, 10:08:26 AM »
                   
\\ sidebar \\ -- for kay

the originally scheduled "BET" is put on-hold for this news breaking story:

San Jose', Costa Rica: 
                                                         
      (f&k newsservice) "A side of Costa Rica that is mostly unknown to the average “ecotourist”.  A world of fast living, gambling, drugs, prostitution and easy sex. A world full of women trying to get by the best way they can; often by offering their services as escorts to any guy with a pocketful of green dollars to spend.  An exciting and sometimes rather sad world in which those who have, the “sex tourists”, come to  buy that which they cannot find...or cannot afford in their own countries. 

Bars, casinos and brothels are open until all hours. Prostitution is legal and widely accepted.  Beautiful young women come from all over Central and South America to work as escorts for adventurous men.

What man hasn't had the dream of kicking back in some foreign country where the beer is cold, the weather is warm and the girls are smokin' hot and readily available?   Costa Rica is that dream that can become a reality.   Live that dream. 
Live “La Vida Loca”....the wild life.."
 
                         


kay, where do I sign up?



 


this is the place, where laddie and I could spend my winnings from our upcoming super bowl bet?

                   




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Re: da board, da board, kay
« Reply #1344 on: January 26, 2007, 01:49:43 PM »

Oh my gosh....and they are going to Costa Rica fred??  :o :o
I would never had known they had a wild streak in them?  laughs
I think I would of made a slight comment today had I known this before *nods*
You know me ;)

Oh wonderful fred, if and only if YOU win.  You sure are sounding pretty confident that da Bears are gonna win.  Hey if you go there, I don't have to wait on you if the Colts lose.  BUT the Colts are not gonna lose buddy ;) You can dream all you want....hahaha  ~hugs~

Hey Texas Sunshine....can you get me a Snickers at the grocery store?



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Re: da board, da board, kay
« Reply #1345 on: January 28, 2007, 07:21:35 AM »
           

wild streak?..................

hahahahaah................. I would of called it "kinky"   ;)

BUT, you do got me to thinkin?   HOW am I are we going to spend those big winnings from our bet?   

just a thought? ? ?     ...........maybe we could share (split the winnings say: 50/50)   those ill-gotten gains with each other?

on that note................

let's pack our bags 
                           

and go off in search of those folks in costa rica?  I know where we could start to look.     
                             

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« Reply #1346 on: January 29, 2007, 04:43:25 AM »

Okay fred....you are on.....let's split the winnings 50/50 ;)
So glad I am packed there *looks over* lol
Maybe I can get some dirt on the bosses ;D  I think they are going with another couple.  She said she called to confirm their rooms and they didn't even have their rooms?  Hmmmmmmmm maybe some of those young, smokin', hot, beautiful women took their rooms?  Ya think?? lol  Well anyways, let's go do some snoopin'....lol

*snaps my fingers*  okay back to reality here.  Da Bears arrived in Miami yesterday and the Colts will arrive in Fort Lauderale today.  Hmmmmmmm my mind is drifting back to Costa Rica *snaps my fingers again*  lol


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« Reply #1347 on: January 29, 2007, 05:20:36 AM »
                 

GREAT !

(see what compromise gets ya us?)

................ so we should.......... UP the bet even more, for the more we bet, the more we split.  I think the last bet was up to $420.88?  Thinkin I will raise it another $20.00 to $420.88.  (that $20 (once we split it) is for the tip-jar for the piano player in the honky tonk bar in costa rica)
                                                                     

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« Reply #1348 on: January 29, 2007, 12:14:43 PM »

somehow: this NEWS-story reminded me of you?

   CHICAGO (k&fnewsservice): January 24th [/i] -- Two unnamed boys were playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. 
This reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. 
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," is what I write in my notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, But since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," I say and starts writing again. 
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," again in my notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says I and starts writing again. 
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" I asked.
 
"I'm a Colts fan," the boy replies.  Notes in my notebook, one last time:

"Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet"

             
(go bears)  

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Re: da board, da board, kay
« Reply #1349 on: January 30, 2007, 04:44:39 AM »
       
good morning kay..................

Enjoy the thrill  of victory by turning da page but....................

soon the agony of Sunday will be upon you?


go bears!