somehow: this NEWS-story reminded me of you?
CHICAGO (k&fnewsservice): January 24th [/i] -- Two unnamed boys were playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
This reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," is what I write in my notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, But since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," I say and starts writing again.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," again in my notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says I and starts writing again.
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" I asked.
"I'm a Colts fan," the boy replies. Notes in my notebook, one last time:
"Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet" (go bears)