da board, da board, kay

[fred]

                   
*rings MY bell back at ya*

I am injured................ I had fallen and couldn't get UP  but managed to crawl to the couch, found my medicine (and my shot glass)*and some smokes, TV remote, and 'click' onto "General Hospital" and quickly found myself catnapping while recovering.

NOW who will get my dinner, MUM?

Maybe we could get Texas Sunshine to help us a bit?  I would of gladly helped her but now knows she is OUT............... afree woman again........................ and she would of naturally wanted to help US? well me, after my fall and you after your.................. 'release'.

*rings MY bell back at ya* 

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh my knee, I think I need some ice............ and my medicine is getting warm 
                                                         

[kay]

OH fred!  *grabs that bell away from YOU*  NO bell for YOU!  I have THE only bell!  *looks your way*  NOT to worry...it isn't THE LOOK yet!  lol

Next *holds my hand out* for the quarter you owe for turning da page!

YOU are not injured.  Hurry and get up.  I need you to shovel for me
So grab that TV remote and 'click' it OFF.  After shoveling, I'll take that cup of tea that you never got me because you found yourself napping there?  Oh dear Lord!  What will we do with you?  I'll have a list for you when you recover *looks over*  laughs

[fred]

Man............... this is really scary

I am quaking in my boots, for I can hear you giving me that "tongue lashing" while you're standing there with your hands on your hips giving me 'that look'

--  " *grabs that bell away from YOU*  NO bell for YOU!  I have THE only bell!  *looks your way* "

yes'em miss kay.................... I got ALL'them chores done
................. what's next on your list
oh....... can I get you anything? while I'm up getting some more medicine for my aching back

[kay]

YES I have you right where I want YOU fred.....quaking in your boots....laughs
I kinda sound a lil bossy?  But you know ME....I'm not.  Let's just say I'm taking advantage of this week long maid service here....lol  The week is half over too....where is the time going to?  I have half a week left to see you quake some more

While you are up fred....tea please!   
THEN the driveway needs shoveling again!  It's a light, fluffy snow fred, so it shouldn't hurt your back too much.  When you are done, come on in for some hot chocolate with a lil peppermint schnapps.  ~hugs~

[Texas Sunshine]

kay,  fred teaches piano?? Oh yes yes yes!  My 10 yr old has been begging her sister to teach her for months.  There is a bit of the *battle of the wills* between the two, and her 16 yo sister is reluctant to teach her.  I am tired of hearing her play *chopsticks* over and over. 

ohhhh freddddddddd, how is your ear for music?  Just think, it would give you a break from shovelling, too.

(Send the snow to me!!  I miss it.)

[fred]

                 
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MUM

sorry to mention this but.....................

while shakin' and quakin' in my boots, with you standing over me with your hands on your hips
   
             

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ...........I happened to notice (again, while looking up at you) your ~~ripped stomach~~  and          ahhhhhhhhhhh ,I noticed ...............also a very, tiny............... teenie piece of lint in your belly button

                  and a paper clip?

want for me, to remove it, with my brush?        
                                                                 
                   

[fred]

~TS~

be looking to purchase 'fred's
                                     
 "They laughed when I sat down to play the piano -- home study course"

and for the introductory price of only: $19.95 in 5 EZ pay payments, this course can be yours!

Then you can have hours listening to your lovely children play just like fred.
and You too can laugh at them while they play

                                               

[kay]

Sure Texas Sunshine....fred can teach....he plays great from what he tells me and don't you go paying for those 5 EZ payments of his.....lol
But hurry, you only have a half week left *nods*

*throws a snowball at YOU* 

* * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Those are snowflakes in case you are wondering....laughs


fred....a paper clip?? Oh dear Lord....lol
Eyes OFF the belly button and hand OFF the remote!

Is the tea ready?? *looks over* 

[fred]

thanks for letting me rest, in peace, these past few hours while your viewed the tellie.

but back to work................ no more rest, for my aching back.  This will start the afternoon shift and goes until you retire

your tea will be ready, in a moment.......
honey and lemon?
and a little sweet treat with your afternoon tea?   

[kay]

Oh yes please fred!  *nods lots*

You are so welcome.  I'm happy you got to rest that achin' back 
No more rest for the wicked!  Hand OFF the remote fred.  Break time over freddie!  Back to work buddy

[fred]

             
*finally gets to rests, after she finally goes to bed* 
                                                             
man, am i tire...............
           

"what have i gotten myself into?"  OR maybe......... "what have a created in kay?"

She has taken this new "POWER" (of bossing fred) and it has totally changed this nice, lovely lady into a POWER-hungry 'ripped' bossy B
she must of had repressed emotions and feelings pented up for years?    glad I could be that outlet?  Nah!           

OR maybe .............

she is just having fun bossing fred around......................... that's it!

[kay]

*rings the bell*  ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fred!  Yoo hoo!  ~waves~ over here

Is the tea ready??

Why fred!  I am just having fun, that's all

*rings the bell*

I hope you had a good night's sleep *looks over*

[fred]

yes MUM.................... coming 
                                           
your tea will be ready in a minute...........

*yawns*...................  I spent all night polishing the silver, MUM  *yawns again*   now according to your schedule; it is time to change all the bed linens.  (oh my aching back)

Glad you are having so much FUN... bossing the hired help around but have you ever considered: hiring an up-stair's maid to help in some of the chores?

                  I know she could ease my aching back, abit.

[kay]

What fred??? Hire an upstairs maid and take ALL the fun away from you???
I don't think so! 
*passes you a Therma Care patch*  that should ease your aching back
Just slap that on your back and hopefully you will be good as new....laughs

*rings the bell*

Is the tea ready fred?
Oh dear...my car needs washed again!  This weather and the salt is just terrible for vehicles.  I just had some oatmeal, so I'm fine for breakfast.  I'll need my yogurt and granola bar for later this morning.  What's for lunch fred?

The silver looks marvelous!

[fred]

well.................. if NOT an upstairs french maid?

how about a downstairs old maid?

                                               

This one, I have personally interviewed and I think SHE perfect for the job, you DEMAND.  She is clean, neat and efficient and would NOT take any backtalk from any of your other servants OR allow any "hanky-panky" from the servants if you were not around?

FOR my baby does the hanky-hanky........... and it is almost time for my penalty time (in hell) to be up and I WOULD NOT like to leave MUM without her customary servant *responding to her constant *ringing of that (darn) bell*.

when this is all over (Sunday nite!).............. I will gladly show you what and where that bell ..............belongs........... and gladly put it, there for you................ too!
                      -- wonders for whom, this bell tolls for?


*hears da bell ringin*

YES MUM, coming..................