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[fred]

     

[size=8]   chocolate chip
   cookie sale 

   

   today only! [/size]

baker's dozen only....................... $27.50

1/2 of all proceeds goes to: "let our kay go"

"let our kay go" "let our kay go"  "let our kay go"  "let our kay go" "let our kay go"  "let our kay go"  "let our kay go"  "let our kay go"  "let our kay go"  "let our kay go"        
                       

[fred]

             
the bake sale kinda fell short in our expectations for funds for: "let our kay go"

so today we had a [size=8]CAR WASH[/size]

I am happy to report, that we now have the funds to: "let our kay go"    --   wiring monies again, first thing tomorrow.................... so hopefully we can 'getUout' of jail ontime so you can make your flight home?
                       

[fred]

I've got to make this quick.................

I am only allowed one (1) phonecall/email. 
                                                   
To make a longstory, short...................,  when I went to, again,  'wire' you the money to make your bail.............. it seems, there has been outstanding warrant for my arrest for previous parking ticket violations?  (some 216 tickets unpaid?)  I kinda forgot about them.  well...............THEY've arrested ME! 

                   

I need some help here kay?  is there any chance of you 'wiring' back to me the previous monies I 'wired' you?  OR........... wire me that card:

NOW.........we've turned into a couple of jailbirds unable to make flight?

                               "let our kay go"  "let our fred go"   "let our fred&kay go"  "let our kay go"  "let our fred go"   "let our fred&kay go" "let our kay go"  "let our fred go"   "let our fred&kay go"  "let our kay go"  "let our fred go"   "let our fred&kay go" "let bonnie & clyde go"  "let our kay go"  "let our fred go"   "let our fred&kay go" "let our kay go"  "let our fred go"   "let our fred&kay go"

[Eiluna]

*eating my chocolate chip cookies while my car is washed... standing on the corner holding m'sign high and chanting...  (between bites)

"let our fred&kay go, let our fred&kay go  let our fred&kay go, let our fred&kay go!"

[fred]

from: THE office of ~the President~
   to: Whom it may concern

       By the authority and the powers invested into me; I proclaim and completely 'free' both kay (a.k.a. the blue-eyed bomber) and fred (a.k.a. dropdead fred).  All previous charges are dropped and a sincere apology given to both of them for time spent, unjusticely in the slammer.

The public support for their release was highlighted in radio, TV, local bake sales, car washes and folks lobbying&protesting and was spearheaded by the individual efforts of the concerned 'citizen Eiluna' who singlehandedly fought relentlessly for both their releases.

go free kay&fred and....................

Have a good day!

signed......................

[size=8]~the Pres~[/size]

                               

[kay]

I'm back....I'm back ~waves~  over here fred....yoo hoo

Oh dear Lord....laughing hard here....oh my gosh!  YOU will be proud of ME....I studied hard on the plane....and now I think I can be on the tv show....Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? *beams*  laughs

Now tell me fred....how did I land in there?? lol
Oh oh maybe the strawberry margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?  Hmmmmmm?  I just wonder....lol  Nah! 
You are so imaginative fred....the bake sale and car wash.....what a great idea.  Those cookies look SO good that I would of bought some too....laughs
Eiluna....thanks for buying some cookies and getting your car washed and being the concerned citizen that you are ^5

*grabs the Community Chest card*  I'm going back in 3 weeks and who knows.....I might need this?  *puts the card in my wallet*    lol
My daughter needs to get her tonsils out, so I'm heading back.  I don't care how old one is, they still need their mom *nods lots* 

*grabs some chocolate chip cookies*  fred....I'll start thinking of some ideas for YOU as soon as I am done with these cookies *puts my thinking cap on* 
Do I have any chocolate on my teeth??   

Oh wait....I see THE PRES freed you?....imagine that 

Well I had a great trip.  It was a lot of fun and I can't wait to go back....even though this time it will be under different circumstances.

[fred]

           
                 
glad you're back kay 
glad I'm back too   
but glad we're both back   

that was a
                we both took last week,  (OR was that just fred on toure?)                       
                                           

yes, a very fanciful flight, it was, indeedy..... but us jailbirds needs to spread our wings   "race ya to the statue".


(smirks now.............. l've been reading this book) 
                                                               

"BOMBs away: my blue-eyed bomber"

_{Disclaimer: despite anything, ever posted on 'da board' here; it is always clearly understood that: Family comes first..............this is the way we are........... (and to never lose sight of that).}
                   
                   

[kay]

Ummmmmmmm I think that was YOU on tour last week fred....when you were the freed fred....laughs

Oh I like watching people....so I can see me reading that book *nods* lol

AND I like your disclaimer *claps*

I have my ticket to go back in 3 weeks.  Yay!  I'm ready freddy
We are going away this weekend.  Just unpacked and getting ready to pack again!  I'm a packin' fool....laughs

[kay]

fred....I thought the book said....Peeping on People.....I thought they were watching people.....oh dear Lord.....laughs

[fred]

       
*gives kay new reading glasses*

                                          

[kay]

Alright alright fred....*grabs the reading glasses* (which I think I need)....laughs and then *mumbles*

Hey pay up buddy....I see that you turned da page above....quarter please

[fred]

             
*bets kay a quarter*



                                                                         <---- fred   
                                                                                                                                     <---- kay   


                       hay baby!



_{**interesting to note: the longer you let the two race, the closer they get to each other...... then, kay takes the lead}
             
           

[kay]

Wow I actually sat and watched the race fred        laughs
*shakes my head* 

fred....we need to turn this page soon.  I keep seeing those chocoate chip cookies everytime I log on here *mumbles*  I want a cookie!

fred....have a great weekend....I will see you Monday morn ~hugs~
OH this weather is wonderful!


Happy Mother's Day to all the moms, grandmothers and godmothers out there!  May each one of you enjoy your special day!

[fred]

             
............kay, All bets are off, on our horse race.

"how'd you do that?"  beat my horse, by your nose, at the wire


  <---- fred
<---- kay




and *hugs* to every MOTHER out there,
_{(I miss my mom everyday, but more, this weekend)}


 

HAPPY Mother's DAY!

from a loving son.               
                     
             

[fred]

                   
_{(Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. isn't horses that race in mud called mudders?)}

kay......... horse racerette, that you are that flings mud (occasionally):

[size=8]Happy Mudders Day![/size]