da board, da board, kay

[kay]

WELL fred....I won that race because I'm a lil bit nosier I suppose....lol
In the last few seconds....I just extended my nose out a bit for the WIN?  laughs

Thanks for the Mudder's Day wish fred.  I had a great weekend.  You give mudder a whole new meaning....lol

[fred]

man.................................

I am not going to say anything about your NOSE, nor touch it, either....(ugh)........ heavens knows, I know your no's and also your nose and am not going to pick on your nose, either......... tho we know; how nosey you can get.............  you even said nose.  no?, while sticks up nose where is doesn't belong, often enough

                                   




Glad you enjoyed your 'mudder's day' ........ I can't wait for 'fodder's day'.

(your noses,  -- owes 25 cents for turning da page)

[kay]

Hmmmmmmmmmm for some reason my nose itches fred *looks over*

*tosses you a shiny quarter*

Hey fred!  Before you can celebrate 'fodder's day'....YOU have a birthday coming up soon!  YAY!  Wow if we put ALL your birthday candles on the cake fred....it might just be a fire hazard??  Hmmmmmmmmmm?  Not to worry, I'll just have a fire extinguisher handy....just in case    lol

Whatcha want for your birthday??

[fred]

           
lookie, lookie. what I found:



                     

electric candles

                                   

[fred]

here ...............I am testing out some of the new electric candles by strapping some to my forehead.

This is a very shocking way of testing the candles. 
                                                   -- but it works nicely



Hay.......... things that were somewhat fuzzy and unclear before the testing, now............... seem very clear to me?
HAY hay!!!!!!!!!   This could be a new self-help alternative to electric shock therapy?

kay kay. you got to try this on!  it is just like the reverse effect of drinking a beer.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm an anti-beer drinking device.  MAN this is very marketable.  drink your beer and then test the candles and reverse the effect of the alcohol?

I think I need another shot of candle

          zap....                            zap........................ zap,      zap              __________________ .

[kay]

OH fred!  NO electric candles for YOU!   
Like those would fit on a birthday cake?? laughs
Whaddya want to do?  Light up a whole town or something?  lol  ~hugs~
YOU will get birthday candles and you might just get those relit ones that keep relighting and relighting.  Imagine that!      I WILL need to put on shades with ALL those candles I think    just kidding

Hmmmmmmm when scrolling down the screen to those electric candles....are they moving or is it a figment of my imagination??    lol

[fred]

kay........... I can see you aren't too 'hip' over my electric candles.
Sure you wouldn't like to try a few candles on?

 

_{Zzzzzzap................................}

so, I can see that is NO!

okay............ let's lit the traditional birthday candles on the cake and................


                   OH my gosh!

quick................ get the weenies....

[kay]

YAY!  Bonfire time fred!  Woo hoo ^5 
Can we make s'mores too?  *looks over*

[fred]

         
some mores what??

more.................... fire?
~~This time we'll both use "Protection"

Do you want to see me 'flame' again?

             - turns around 


kay. not to worry. I got your own flamer's suit:

                                                              HOT!

[kay]

Oh cool....love the colors.....or should I be saying.....oh hot.....laughs

Oh you should see the dress I bought yesterday....talk about hot

Have a good weekend fred ~hugs~

[fred]

             
kay.................. forgot my last post.

forget using any "Protection"

let's see that hot dress fashion show:


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          -- hot baby!

which one do I like?     I like them All   
           

[fred]

       
oh kay.................


please, to model for me, your new dress..........

please to turn around

 

                  .....now we need to get you some new shoes?

[kay]

Oh oh I like them all too fred *nods lots*
But it's a long dress for a wedding fred *looks over* and *nudges ya*
I do need shoes....maybe silver sandals....and a purse.....I have the jewelry and I will be set to go in about 4 months   I can't wait!

[fred]

kay............... such a DEAL I have for you

~Welcome to:

fred's Boutique Shop online

"we have ALL your personal accessories needed to complete your perfect LOOK -- to make everyone's head turn and ask: "where did she get that?"

"we specialize in sandals and purses"

my dear............... here is what I have selected to complete: "your perfect LOOK"

1)
    -- they come in sliver or gold

OR
    -- they also come in silver or pink

2)
      OR     -- what girl won't die for: a horsey purse?
       

The choice is yours.........you pick, but either ones would complete "your perfect LOOK"   

- thank you for shopping fred's Boutique Shop online
           

[fred]

dear kay (Customer # 2)

This note is to confirm you of your recent order from fred's Boutique Shop online.

Your order number is: JEIN09479-39578WEKLN-487590AB-000002
and totals $156.74 (including shipping) and has been charged to your credit card.  Please allow about 3 - 16 weeks for shipping.

Please retain a copy of this note for your files.

and again, thank you for shopping @ fred's Boutique Shop online.

fred