da board, da board, kay

[Eiluna]

Hmmm...  $156 for some flip flops and an Easter basket??  I'd check that bill for padding, kay... (We know there's no big charge for overnight delivery.. considering the 3 - 16 week deliver time!! )   

[Texas Sunshine]

*rushing in the door, slipping on the rug and landing on my hinder parts*  OUCH!  So that is what the quarter jar is for.  Insurance!  Can I make a claim??

*hugs to all*

[fred]

         
these items are not just "flip flops and an Easter basket??" per Eiluna

........... these are fred's originals!



these get top $$$$$$$$$$$$$  check ebay? they're fred's originals 

right -- there can be only one (1) fred??

_{p.s.  quarter jar is for turn'in da page........................ Eiluna?  you owe 25 cents}             
         

[Eiluna]

OK... here's my quarter....



Hehe...

But I've been meaning to ask tooo... where does the money go??

[fred]

   
go?     need you ask?

                     

[Eiluna]

Ohhhhhhhhh.... hehe....

And here I thought it was to something like the poor children's foundation....

[fred]

_{(methinks................... youS mis-interpreted the last picture posted by fred?)}

Posted was a picture of a poor unfortunate lost soul:  with NO home, nor no bed............... even to sleep in.   HE is forced to sleep in a makeshift-hammock on a very hot and sunny beach near water's edge.  Can you imagine what this poor, poor soul has to endure?  The constant roar of the surf breaking, bombardment by falling coconuts, and an ocean breeze that only gently rocks him to sleep in his makeshift-hammock.  poor soul !

Please give generously to the: "save the poor children's foundation'
ALL contributions (even the 25 cents in turning da page) graciously
accepted via "fred" 
                       

it has also come to our attention: that the poor soul in the makeshift-hammock needs new flip-flops. ( he is desperately trying to keep-up with kay's "original"?)
                                          -- please give generously

[fred]

 
GREAT NEWS!

We have just been informed that one of our corporate sponsors "Corona Beer" for "save the poor children's foundation" has agreed; if an individual purchases a case of 'Corona Light'
                                       they'll throw in a free pair of flip flops with the company's logo on it. 
                                                             

Please help those poor souls who are living on the beach in makeshift-hammocks and who have to walk on the hot sand while occassionally stepping on seashells, protect their poor feet with new flip flops.

WHY NOT SEND THAT WHOLE CASE FOR BEER with "FLIP FLOPS
c/o  fred

_{(kay................. we'll split the case 50/50)}

                       

[kay]

CANCEL my order ASAP fred!  NO deal!  Ugh!....laughs
Actually I found my shoes yesterday....yay.....woo hoo!!! 
Hmmmmmmmmm maybe we can help you restock your boutique fred??
Whaddya think Eiluna and Texas Sunshine??

Eiluna....I was gonna say the quarter goes for the 'love of the children', but in this case....methinks it goes for the 'love of fred' foundation....laughs
Oh Texas Sunshine....I'm so glad you didn't stub your toe on that heavy quarter jar.  You might have broken a toe if you did 

pssst fred....I'll split the case with you  
Have any limes? 

[fred]

         
need you ask?


                   
                         

[AKnockKneedMoose]

[kay]

Hey hey....we have a Moose in da house  *hugs*
Welcome aboard....good to see you
*tosses you a lime*

[Eiluna]

I dunno, kay... I still am suspicious of the mark-up at "Fred's Originals!! 

[kay]

I dunno either Eiluna *shakes my head*
Hmmmmmmmmm I'm still trying to figure out why they are originals??
He must be writing fred on them somewhere ya think?? laughs
He sure pockets a pretty penny.  Maybe we should join him in selling and make a pretty shiny penny too?

Yoo hoo fred....have we got a deal for you....laughs

[fred]

I have a fred original:  "pretty shiny penny"
                                            -- only $7.98 w/ free shipping
            deal or not deal?


Oh kay.............  falling head o'er heels is NO fun?, but thanks for the gesture? 
 
gives you a 
                      ~hugsya~
                       
                                                   

_{(kay. please remit 25 cents)}