da board, da board, kay

[Eiluna]

Hmmm... Fred, I think you need....

Crack Spackle!! (tm)

http://www.wimp.com/spackle/

[Eiluna]

oops!  *tosses in a quarter*

[kay]

Say no to crack fred.....laughs   

*catches the quarter* and puts it in my pocket....thanks Eiluna 

[fred]

     
? "just say no to crack" ?  do I got it right, kay?

Well...I'll have to tell all my buddies, at the diner, next time I am there:

                         
             

[kay]

Ugh....look at them all lined up there!  laughs
Thanks for that mental vision fred   

[fred]

             
sorry, kay...................... 

I need to talk to my buddies: to sit UP straight and keep them all in-line.                                                                           


(  /  )   (  /  )  (  |  )  (  /  )
             
             

[kay]

( | ) ( | ) ( | ) ( | )

NOW they are lined up fred!  laughs

Maybe they should sit in booths?  *looks over*

[fred]

                       
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life is back to normal, now

The planets are all in perfect alignment
                                                                           
                                                                            ( | )
                                                                        ( | )
                                                                     ( | )
                                                                 ( | )
 

[Eiluna]

The alignment is so perfect, he brought roses!!

[kay]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fred.....all the lil stooges are lined up ^5  lol
Well they were?  *looks over*  uh oh....lol

Ahhhhhhhhh Eiluna.....he looks smitten for you   Is that a microphone in his hand?  Hmmmmmmmmm wonder if he will break out in a song and dance? Hmmmmmmmmm I just wonder



Happy Father's Day fred!


I hope you enjoy your special day on Sunday!  I was gonna give you a bell to ring when you needed something....but darn, we will be out of town *snaps my fingers*  lol  Remember the bell I gave you last time?  Oh man, I got tired of hearing that thing ring and you saying...oh kay....kay.....kay   ~hugs~

[fred]

           
kay..............

wow....... what a great idea you had, this year!
Though, I found myself bellless?   you provided the bell.......... I gladly had to handle and ring

             

      "let me ring your bell, bottom"
               

[kay]

fred fred fred....you are too much!  ~hugs~ 

I hope you had a great weekend.  I will have to tell you of my adventures....fun as always.....lol

[fred]

oh kay...............

I was aghast, as I am sure your reading public will be too, when ALL read about your latest adventures as a:

1) Wedding Crasher
          &
2) Cake Thief

NOW, your records indicates you as a  (unknown) "KNOWN" Wedding Crasher. 
The great cake caper
                       could of been overlooked if you had a better cover_story when confronted as a "crasher"

                   book her! Dano
                                     

[kay]

Now wait one minute there fred....let me clear my name here *gulps*  lol
No harm was done....it was done in fun....looky at that.....I am a poet too...lol

There were 3 weddings going on at the same time.  The wedding I attended was in the middle....and there was one to the left of us (by the lil girls room) and one to the right of us (by the lil boys room).  While going to the lil girls room, I noticed the wedding to our left had great music playing....so nosey lil me....I had to stick my nose in there to see everyone.  So when I returned to our table....I told our friend....they have great music playing over there.  Then the cake was served which was yummy.
It wasn't chocolate, but it was great nevertheless.  But our friend said, I wish it was chocolate.  My husband pipes in, oh there is chocolate cake at the other wedding.  I said, why I didn't see it.  But the wedding to the right of us was by the lil boys room which he saw the chocolate cake and a picture frame which everyone signed.  So I said, let's go look!  I said, I just have to sign this.  I was nice.  I signed it....Best Wishes!  The Wedding Crashers
I did put the smiley face after it....lol  We went back to the table and our friend was still saying something about chocolate cake    We got up with her and walked to the other wedding and she saw the picture frame and the cake sitting right there.  She said, ohhhhhhh chocolate.  I said....c'mon and let's take a slice, but you first.  So back in she walks and we grab a plate of chocolate cake.  We go into our wedding to eat it, but sit at another table.  As we walked in, a couple of people said...where did YOU get that cake?  I said, shhhhhhhhhhhh at the other wedding.  Then another young kid asked me, where did you get that cake?  I said once again, shhhhhhhhhhh at the other wedding.  Well he thought we were wedding crashers???  The nerve of him!  I said we belong to this wedding.  He was slyly taking a pic of us eating the chocolate cake....good grief....lol  Then his group asked the sister of the bride about us and she said we were legit.  All this over a piece of chocolate cake??? *shakes my head* 

Unbook me please fred

[fred]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kay .........., let me see if I got this right?

.
.ahhhhhh
.
.you've come from a far-off planet
                                            in a distant galaxy..........

you have come in a spaceship
and you've assimilated a host body
                                                
.and ahhhhhhhhhhhh............
.
.
.
.you crash weddings...........
                                            and your fuel your host body with chocolate cake?
                   

.
.and the 'unbelievers'
                              will be, too, assimilated into zombies?
.
I've got this right, right? ? ?

this is a GREAT BOOK!  unbooks NOT...... but insists on copyrights!
   
                                                 
_{(kay..........Please to remit 25 cents while determining which story sounds more plausible?)}