da board, da board, kay

[kay]

Oh unbook me fredo! 

I need to get to the bottom of this.....why this sounds like the "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"    *gulps*

[kay]

*tosses fred a quarter*    lol

[fred]

your's the better story???   
but I was thinkin more like: "NIGHT of the Living Dead"


*catches the quarter* and puts it in my pocket....thanks kay 


afterthought:  thinkin of a new movie now:

                            "The Night, the Living Dead met the Body Snatchers"   

                  scary, huh?

[kay]

Hmmmmmmmm you just might be on to something there fred?  Can you put Zombie somewhere in the title?  You might just have a smash on your hands  *coughs*

[fred]

           
[size=8]**Casting Call**[/size]

call for ALL:............Zombies
                                               
(no experiecne is needed)

We are casting for a new movie entitled:
           
                   "The Night the Living Dead met the Body Snatchers while The Zombies Devoured the entire Devil's LOT using Texas chainsaws and wearing hockey masks on Halloween"              
Good pay, Great benefits and all you can eat!

see kay (casting director)
           
                             

[kay]

fred fred.....No one showed up for the casting call!  The show is OFF!
That's okay....I don't care to watch zombie movies anyways *shudders*
I love comedies....mysteries....action packed movies and romance.  You don't have to combine them all either....lol

[fred]

The **casting call** for zombies, was a failure?

I noticed "Stark" and all his vampire friends were turned away because we weren't making a vampire movie...............
                                                                 

After further discussions with our backers; we, again, have decided to change the movie to:

                        The Day the Vampires took control of the world and devoured all the Standup Comics in Cleveland

NOW the movie should appeal to ALL'audiences plus being scary and funny at the same time.
                                 

kay.......... who should we get to portray you as a standup, comical Vampiress - "THE Vampiress" who has been genetically mutated and crossed with a standup comic.

Sally Fields? tootsie? Cameron Diaz, or maybe play yourself?

You've got to love, this idea !!!
                     

[kay]

Let's give this movie thing a rest fred *looks over*    lol
I love Sally Fields....doesn't she look great for 60?  I love Cameron Diaz too....what a cutie

So how was your weekend fred?  How is the weather there? ~hugs~

[fred]

ahhhhhhhhhh kay?

I am picking up some "bad vibes" from you about: scary movies.  Enough already?

How about Saturday morning cartoons?
                                                 

and the breakfast cereals advertised?   
                           scary?  huh?


OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo what's "INSIDE" the count's box?  something free? 
remember getting that cereal just for the "free" thing inside............... WE had to have! 
I could read and 'study' a cereal BOX, all morning long, everymorning.
hey............I could use a NEW decoder ring.

kay .............you should get one too!  then we can send text messages "coded", back&forth   "dke37nn iej vielk ekdmqq5 kc ko"
                                 

[fred]

             

*taps screen*                                                                                   




kay... kay are you there?

                                   

[kay]

*taps screen* back....I'm here fred ~waves~....over here

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Saturday morning cartoons and the box of cereal you had to have because of the prize inside.  I remember those days.  What about a box of Cracker Jacks?  You got a prize in those too....laughs  They sure knew what they were doing with advertising *nods*

Hey did you know that Oreo cookies celebrates their 95th anniversary today?
The double stuffed Oreos came out in 1975.  Were you a twister or a dunker fred?  I was and guess still am a twister.  I'm getting hungry for an Oreo *mumbles*

*taps screen*  fred....do you have any Oreos there?  *looks over*
*puts my decoder ring on*

[fred]

kay....................what about jack's crack................. I thought we patched that pages ago?
                                 

but no I didn't know about OREO's birthday

~Happy Birthday~
                         


NOW back to our regular schedule games:   ~~Twister~~

 

_{editorial footnote: little did I realize ~~twister~~ played nekkid is an Olympic event}
                   

[kay]

OH there you are again fred!  *looks over*
Don't you feel like we go in circles at times??? laughs

I was the ~~Twister~~ champ fred *nods lots*
But no way is nekkid Twister an Olympic event.  Where in the heck did you hear that?? *looks over* lol

[fred]

"where did I hear?"

oh my gosh.................... seeing is believing.  Just do a 'search' subject: "twister" and the first seven (7) pages are just filthy, disgusting nekkid ~ pictures of previous events.
Lets twist like we did last summer? I had to copy several of the pictures and put them over my desk as "inspiration" for training for the next Olympics Games in China in 2008.

BE my partner?  there are gold/silver/bronze metals in 1) solo's and 2) team events TWISTER
                                       
               

[fred]

               
kay....................... made you look!
 
Thought noone saw you peeking, while searching, twisting?
Some of those positions are hard to maintain and hold while 'things' are just dangling here&there.



also, please to remit 25 cents for: 1)  caught peeking                    and 2) turning da page