da board, da board, kay

[fred]

     
-- how can I explain this to you, kay?

In the fine art of bluffing -- kinda give that faraway look like this:

        and if someone asks you a question? give 'em this look:
               

and remember, one needs NOT show his hand too quickly
         
       

[kay]

By george, I think I can do that fred....laughs

Looky looky who turned da page....pay up buddy 

Shirley....that fred sure is a winner....why look at ALL his poker chips 

[kay]

I am happy to report in that I have mastered that look fred  
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm wondering if that is a good thing or not?  lol
Have a great weekend fred ~hugs~

[fred]

 
**tosses in poker chips for ante and for turning da page..........


          

now read 'em and weep:
                                 

     

   

     

[kay]

A royal straight flush??       
Say it isn't so fred! *gulps*

*looks up your sleeve*       fred!

[fred]

           
saying: "it aint so, fred"................

look up my sleeve, if you like 
                                               --  nuttin

  But I still CAN play a mean game of poker     
       
                               

I have a new book out : 'The Fine Art of Monkeying around while Playing Poker'
Need an advance copy? -- only $24.95 each
                     

[kay]

*mumbles*  I'll take a copy fred.  I'll have to read what monkey business you are up to there....laughs 

[fred]

         
kay................  you won't be disappointed in the book

I sent it out C.O.D. yesterday.


Here is a typical testimonial, from one of my many satisfied customers who has found the book's advice very good.

-- "great book!
     I've used many of fred's 'Fine Art' ploys in everyday situations" -- G. B.

                                         

[kay]

hahaha oh my gosh fred....no comment here....laughs j/k

Ummmmmm is it too late to cancel my order? *looks over*

*puts on my Colts jersey* for later

GO COLTS GO!

[fred]

       
I am sorry to inform you, but your ponies didn't survive. 


             

Maybe you put, da shirt on.................. inside_out?  jinx'd 'em?

I suggest your ponies stick to poker
                                                  by my book:


Check your postbox today..................... "da book" should be there sometime.
                           

[kay]

I know fred.....my poor lil ponies.....they just didn't have it in them....sighs
But those Chargers were sure charged up *mumbles* lol

da shirt was on right....oh well....I will be awaiting da book 
Oh joy!  Oh joy!   
Have a good day ~hugs~

[fred]

                 
kay.....

enough of this monkey-business, already?       {for joy, for joy!}

We are not so trivial, as to only be discussing, monkey poker bluffs. We can discuss the BIG global issues of da day, too.

? ?  Oh, by the way ? ?  Did you see the Golden Globe Awards presentations, last nite?
                 

Man ! -- I wish I could of won one of those awards.  I lost the 'ball' to the back bumper, trailer hitch.

                             
                       

[kay]

Now now fred....I did not say....for joy, for joy!
I did say.....oh joy!  oh joy!  and even had on sunglasses so you couldn't see my eyes rolling....laughs

I didn't see the Golden Globe Awards fred.  Maybe instead of working so much on your poker face....we can work on your acting face and be back in business with the hitch thingy??   

[kay]

fred fred!  *nudges ya*  How is the hitch thingy going?? *looks over* 

[fred]

acting face ? ?   

here is a chimp, with his acting face, of fred?