da board, da board, kay

[fred]

     
well kay..........

Riding this new shovel and controlling the arms & bucket is an awful lot o'fun and ...........it goes 'beep, beep' when you back it up.  I can see where your little shovel
                                                 just isn't as much fun........ and this machine of mine doesn't hurt your back while digging EITHER!  another plus ( + )

I'll tell you what I am going to do...... if you pay my 25 cents for turning da page now, you can have a turn on this really cool machine that digs and digs and digs.. then you too can have alot o'fun  and............. maybe, later.........., I'll let you have some more fun painting da fence?
         

  okay......  deal or no deal?       


(now where did I put that treasure map?) 
             (OH I know, I got it in safe keeping)

    *hugsya*
                    kay!
         

[kay]

*tosses you a quarter* for YOU turning da page SO I can have a lot of FUN on that really cool machine that digs and digs and digs.  I hope that doesn't make me a gold digger?  *looks over* lol

So yes 'deal' on having fun on the really cool machine, but 'no deal' on having more fun in painting da fence.  I have to draw the line somewhere fred....laughs

*tosses you another quarter* for that ~hug~  ooooooooooooooooo talk about FUN  

[fred]

       
oh kay...

    What am I going to do with you?  You could never be a gold digger.......
                 Or maybe you could?   
                                               You DO have the legs for one.

 

wait a minute. isn't that you: in the middle?

    *whistles @ your legs*   "nice pair!"
         

[kay]

Uh huh....that's ME in da middle fred *nods*

*curtsies*   

Okay now....back to the treasure. 
fred.....where is the map??
fred!?!?

[fred]

       
kay.........

      Again, what am I going to do with you?   da map was here in my back pocket and you.......'borrowed' it, to study it, you said?

Luckily, I did make a copy of it.

     


NOW, let's get started.........
1) 25 paces straight ahead to the BIG blue wavy ocean, 
2) then take a curvy route, 37 paces to the coconut tree (pick up a coconut TO GO)
3) turn left and head NORTH to the Four Palms Hotel. 
4) Stop there (hopefully you've Hotwired a room) rest, and get another pina colada, (coconut TO GO insures freshness)
5) again starting out by the Four Palms pool cabana, head ENE for another 37 steps
6) proceed to the [size=8]X[/size] marks the spot
7) and start digging!

Sounds simple enough?  (but aren't most X's black?)
       

[kay]

Oh silly me....I did 'borrow' da map to study it fred *nods* oh yes indeedy 
Now the route looks easy enough.  I can handle the paces, coconuts TO GO and the steps.  It just sounds way too easy fred *wonders about the x*

*takes 25 paces straight ahead to the BIG blue wavy ocean* 

[fred]

       
kay, [size=8]kay![/size] ............. WATCH OUT !

You must of miscounted........... or started off, on the wrong foot or from the wrong go-place:

       

you better start over again?  go directly back to GO. 
                        Do not take any coconuts with, nor pineapples, nor any sand dollars back while pacing back from the BIG blue wavy ocean -------> to GO.
     

[fred]

 
(editorial comment)

After following our daily misfortunes and misadventures as we trip over da board, da board, endlessly; one can't help but wonder what life would be like in R/T?

Would our misfortunes and misadventures continue?  Would we both try to one 'upmanship' the other?  And what kinda mess would you get me into?   for SOMEday Alice, right to the moon -------->? Would you continue: 'typing the words' right outta of my fingers?  Would you be able to read my typos when I inadvertently said the wrong word (changed only one letter)? And would we really be millionaires (Go-digger that you are), not in money, but in LOL's & happiness? 

I can only hope that it would be................ that, good!

*friends, to the end, buddy*
              shake?
                         


NOW............ back to -----------> GO for you
         
         

[fred]

   
kay....................I have always been, so very proud of you and all your accomplishments........... but what I heard of your yesterday's activities and what you accomplished?

      [size=8]^5                                                    wow![/size]


way to go baby! 
             ( the shoots that were heard around the world? )

won the BIG one.................  showed your true colours,
                winner that you are............

(and we did split the winnings 50/50?)
                   
                             

[kay]

Okay fred....if I have to GO back to GO....do I collect my payday?? lol *holds out my hand*  Ahem! 

Hey good is as good gets buddy *shakes your paw*
Friends til the end of course!

Oh fred!  Yesterday was GREAT!  It came down for each team having one ball and the 8 ball left on the table.  I hit the last ball in and THEN hit in the 8 ball IN.  It was grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!  ^5  AND of course I will split my winnings 50/50.  Let me see what I put in my pocket *looks over* 
*sings we're in da money*

[fred]

     
sings: "we're in da money" with ya.

*collects my portion of your winnings*
 
    -- NOW sings: "is this all there is?"


back thy to GO and no payday
                                          -- for you

but you have won some more

          (laddie's paws for U)

[kay]

*sings: why yes fred, that is all there is* 

*pulls out more bills from my back pocket*  oops, almost forgot I had this!
Hmmmmmmmmm should I tell fred?  NAH! I have a few PayDays to buy.  Those look grrrrrreat! 
^5 to laddie's paws.  He is SO pawsome!   

[fred]

         
*sings along with ya*
                   {as I slyly (cop a feel) of your backpocket for: monies, maps, paydays?}

but afraid you will *POP* my balloon.

  -- so please say: "there is more.............. where that came from"   
     
                                    nice pocekts!

is that how "hot pockets" got it's name?

                 

[fred]

   
bleep.................... bleep...................... BLEEP

kay............... you better listen UP..................

     
 
 "Who make me da coach?",
"Who make me da coach?", you ask?

(blows da whistle a few more times) Bleep, bleep, bleep (into your ear)

well, you better listen up............ I make the BIG $$$$$$$$$ and you are to listen and follow my excellent instruction.  Understand!
Maybe I should have you down on the ground: doing some push-aways.  Maybe then, you will listen to da coach!



[size=8]WOW!...... [/size] this is how you pay me back?
                                                 
               

[kay]

Oh man....you found my extra money and PayDays fred!  Oh for crying out loud!
*mumbles*  I believe that is how "hot pockets" got its name fred *nods* lol

I can't hear a word you are saying with ALL that whistle blowing in my ear fred.  I just can't hear a thing fred    lol ~hugs~

*hands you a PayDay* that is how I pay you back fred!  Now move it along lil coach and enjoy.....lol