da board, da board, kay

[kay]

OH fred!  *nudges ya*  You don't eye spy very good there buddy
That was not my blue eye that you were spying.  Go take a closer look.  Is that a blue eye to you?  *looks over*

Time to put that microscope away *cough cough* 
Hey hopefully there were weeds where you fumigated....that way you had a 2-for.....bugs b gone and weeds b gone.....lol

Where are you fred?  I can't see you *cough cough*   

[fred]

         
kay................

                                   kay?

                                                                       
     


                                                           

kay, is that you??


                                     

            nice!
                       

[kay]

fred!  fred!  I hope you can catch the quarter that I am about to toss you!
*tosses fred a quarter* 

fred?    fred?   

[fred]

                   
nice toss?

                 
Man................ you toss like girl!

                           .......of course, I didn't catch it?   you tossed it, like a salad
               


yea yea........ I can read?

         

[fred]

               
kay... you really got into da tossing mood?   
 
             nice salad toss, kay----->
                                                   

now............ how about tossing some, my way!

                   
                     

[kay]

Of course I toss like a girl fred *puts the quarter in my pocket*

ooooooooooooo I could go for a nice tossed salad at lunchtime

psssst.....I can't toss you some now fred.....I am way too busy catching!
But hold that thought.....laughs

[fred]

   
   
kay, kay, kay................

girl tosses are so.....girlie_like
                                           

didn't one ever teach you how to toss: like a guy?   

               


"Swing batter,  Sssssssssswwwwwwwwwing"

[kay]

Nope....no one ever taught me how to toss like a guy fred 

I do toss like a girl....and I am proud of it!  lol
And don't you forget it....I might act a lil tough here....but I am a girlie girl.
*looks in my purse for my lipstick and perfume* 

I might need help in batting....wanna go to the batting cages?  I don't want you complaining about my batting next....laughs

[fred]

 
then again, I too, know some guys that toss like girlie, girls:

        you are then, tossing like some famous folks, there



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ kay? 

         If this is your idea of a good time at the cages, I'll pass ?

       

That looks like: "full contact lip pressing, practice  (LPP)"  I only hope there is no tongue included      

                        is this HOW 'beauty and beast' got started?  just fooling around?  but then who/what is the beauty, here?
                   

[kay]

Whoa....I was gonna say that is one ~bearhug~ but ~lionhug~ is more befitting....laughs

*looks in da mirror*  Why ME of course! 

Oh wait....were you referring to the lady and the lion? *looks over* 

[fred]

                       

yea yea................ da lady and da lion, deep throating.
*wonders what da lady was thinkin*?  was she KWI?

(Kissing While Intoxicated)

 

kay...........now, going to ask you to take a breath analyzer test
                lay back and relax

                

       not to worry, I will administer da test!   

[kay]

OH OH da lady had to be KWI fred.  Just look at da lion's paw    
It's as big as her head....and imagine the size of his tongue??  

AND I bet you would love to administer da test....laughs
Still smiling over the joke from yesterday ~hugs~

[fred]

                             
                      oh kay?

what is this..........................?

         while administering the breath analyzer test, I noticed that your tongue had a 'bumpy' feel about it?  Not that I am complaining or anything,  but what a different feeling sensation that 'bump' can make?   

           

I can see feel that I should administer the test, once more   
to double_check my first result sensation?    please to: lay and and relax, again
           

[kay]

Your senses must be on overload fred   

I can see that it's Monday!  lol

[fred]

             
oh kay..........................

I have been trying NOT to overload my senses.............(sniff, sniff)

but alas......

             

  it is to no avail  


_{(...............and despite it being Monday)}

I have been so very, overburdened:

                     

makes a lil guy, so very overtire