da board, da board, kay

[Texas Sunshine]

  PAY for being godparents??  Hmm.. I will have to think on that one.  I already have kids who think I am going to pay them to babysit.  I don't understand it.  They are already doing it occasionally for free.  Does a new baby suddenly mean something different?  They already charge me to clean out my car, help me care for the dogs, etc.  But I do suppose I can make up my own bill for them.. lets see..

   Homecooked breakfast, lunch & dinner: $30 a day- less if they do the dishes (I know I am being easy on them.)
   Rent:  $200/mo (considering they have to share)
   laundry services:  $3 a load, folding extra
   Chauffeur serivces:  $30 an hour plus gas
   Putting up with the whining and fighting:  $100 an incident (I don't mind this one being obsolete.. so work on it kids!)
    Clothes, shoes, etc:  Variable.. depends on the child's tastes.

   Now.. naming the baby is a whole different matter.  Last night they all sat down to discuss baby names.  Everytime I brought one up, they tossed it out as unacceptable.  After hearing this about 5 times I called a halt to the discussion.  I told them they could name their own children. They were only *consultants* on this one!

   And fred.. no kidding.. I was looking through a baby name book and found the name Frodette!  That is close. But I don't think it will be used here anytime in the near future.  I have enough on my mind dealing with hubby's suggestions..

   kay,  yes babies and puppies are sure cute.   I have my hands full of the latter.  I had two litters born yesterday!  It is spring.  I am running out of laundry baskets!  I was up till 1 am helping one litter be born last night.  Both puppies are fat and healthy.

[fred]

     
oh kay. you make me do the math, again?

Here is the new APG count (apg = as per google)

                HITS
kay      = 74,700,000
kaitlyn  =  3,450,000
mikayla =  1,250,000
kaylynn =    983,000
kayla    = 11,800,000
kailey   =      436,000
kayelle =        21,500
                       
and of course:   
frodette =        1,370
fredricka=     142,000
friskies  =   4,560,000
fredlyn  =      345,000
fredlya  =   1,230,000
fredley  =   7,834,000
fredette = 89,673,337
       
I have done da math (again) and agree's with TS kids.
"fredette" is great name for our new goddaughter.

(holds out hand for contribution from expecting mom )
                gee tanks?

[kay]

Texas Sunshine....and the look on their faces when you told them of food expenses....rent....laundry....etc.....'priceless' 
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh lil puppies....concentrate on them and forget the names for now....like you really want a fredette?    lol

OH hi there fred ~waves~ 
Trying to figure out your math here *looks over* and giggling over frodette and friskies? 
*shakes my head*  Let me see your math book!

[fred]

     
1 + 2 = 3

but basically, I agree w/ homer............. math does dsuck

              quack quack

and speaking of priceless?  kay, what do you think?  priceless?

                         
                     

[kay]

Ummmmmmmmm whatever you say there fred....laughs

[fred]

           
speaking of: 'going on vacation'?   

we'all know of your impending trip to the "ISLANDS",  and after that last master card butt shot, thinkin you should of gotten a new suitsuit for your trip?

is it too, a paint on?          
                                             

[kay]

I'm all packed and ready to go....and I got 2 new swimsuits fred (2 piece suits)

How does my tan look?  ~turns around~ 

Hmmmmmmmm bet you like painting by numbers fred?  laughs

[fred]

       
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 -  ??                   
                                 
                   - 5  -..................?  - 6
 
 - 7 - etc.............??

ahh kay?/  I can't find your #37?

come out, come out, where ever you are
~rollover~~  are you laying on your #37 kay?

                                this is really very, interesting painting!
                     

[kay]

OH never you mind where my #37 is fred....laughs
*claps* you paint very nicely there fred staying in the lines and all 

Have a wonderful week and enjoy your vacation as well fred! ~hugs~
We will have to compare vacations when I return.  Have a safe flight and have FUN FUN FUN! 

[fred]

     
I will NOT ever, give up that search.  I will continue to look for that missing #37!  and that's a promise.   

(please to roll over again ~~~~)

NOW ........ ~HAPPY MOTHER's DAY~  -- though you're not my MUM, I do appreicate ALL mums........... for without youS, there would not be as many of us?

Have a safe ride to the aeroport, then a safe flight, then have another safe flight, followed by a long taxi ride to the ferry site, then a ferry ride and another taxi ride and......   

ARE we there yet?

I'm tire already & trip hasn't started yet 

and ..........do enjoy the surf, sand and................ sun.

           I'll be closeby...... as close as your next thought
         

[fred]

 

     a very nice welcomed, back

       


                tell me all, about the wedding

[kay]

The island was a slice of paradise fred....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh     

My daughter and my son-in-law were absolutely beautiful.  My friend kept saying they should be on the cover of Vogue magazine.  Everything was picture perfect.  I will share all my memories when we chat later.  You know how much I can talk....no comments please....lol 
I would be typing here all day....lol

I do have to say that I feel blessed with my son-in-laws.  I have told them that I could not have hand picked anyone better than them. 

[Easy]

glad you sent Fred the pic for him to post too...

[fred]

yea, kay......................thanks for that picture!     and

thanks for that sock, YOU GAVE ME, the other night while chatting.

I should of been more quieter?

            sorry................                 

                     
             

[kay]

Oh you betcha Easy
Hey I have that 'Easy' button on my desk....lol

How can one be quiet when they are excited fred?  Not to worry....I guess the sock wasn't stuffed in far enough?  laughs j/k  ~hugs~