da board, da board, kay

[fred]

               
(cough, cough)

.................................((spit))

That was a 'lint-ball' I was choking on?

I never choked on lint before. it has always been
                                                                  before

but THAT, surely, was stuffed far enough, kay!
                                         

[kay]

Uh oh....sorry for the (cough, cough) and ((spit)) from the choking....laughs
*makes a mental note of that*

When is the weather gonna warm up here?  brrrrrrrrrrrr it has been cold!  I would love some 70 degree weather at least *mumbles*

Hey fred....someone's birthday is coming *looks over*
P a r t y time!  *hands you a ^*   

[fred]

             
that lucky dog, of mine

   
                               

[kay]

Not laddie silly....YOU!  YOU are da birthday boy coming up!  YAY!
You just brought back memories though with the dog and cake.  I use to make a cake and have cake and ice cream for our dogs for their birthdays.  Doggone, those were the days

What kind of cake do you want fred?  Let me get my checklist here    lol
cake....ice cream....wrap the presents....put the party hats out....NO party horns this year!.....games are set and ready to play....what else? what else?....wraps the presents for the games....what kind of ice cream did you want fred?  What kind of food and drinks?  *puts my notepad down and gets a notebook* 

[fred]

         
awe shucks, kay

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gee whiz, kay

yet another b-day?
                             

I got, just about everything I want (except............. well maybe............. a goodforher & a goodform'e.

    well...... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe.......... you know how much I have been wanting a puppy?  well maybe a two'for (2 4)
                                        one could be 
a present that is good for her and other, good for me?
                   
HAPPY BIRTHDAY kay!
               

[kay]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh melts!
*grabs a yellow lab puppy*  This is THE best present ever!  And it's not even my birthday.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh one for you and one for me

But speaking of birthdays fred....you have one coming up soon!

sings:  Happy Birthday to YOU....Happy Birthday to YOU....Happy Birthday dear fred....Happy Birthday to YOU....and many more!  I hope your birthday is as special as you are fred.  Wishing you a year of health and happiness.  ~~hugs~~
Can I hold your yellow lab puppy?  What should we name them?

*hands you your presents*  How in the world can I ever top your present?
Hurry and open them.  C'mon 
Do you want your cake and ice cream now?  Did you put your party hat on fred??  *looks over* 
Sheesh all these questions so early in da morning....laughs

Enjoy your special day fred.  My thoughts are with you this holiday weekend.  *runs to the store for puppy supplies* 

[fred]

           
why NOT stay at home and shop @ fred's pet supplies?

                                               

We got ALL the things, your puppy needs.

and don't forget fred's uniquely designed
                                                         

our business is to train your dog to do his business, that's fred's quarantee

[fred]

                 
kay................

Thank you for the memorial day chat and thank you for the present.

[kay]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh you are most welcome fred and I got YOU a puppy?  Wow! 
A playmate for laddie ^5....that is what you have been really wanting....so ^5 to you....me....and laddie!  Have FUN FUN FUN!  I hope you had the best of birthdays fred.  ~~hugs~~

[fred]

         
yes......................  I had a great Birthday but now................

I have to get you ready for your next trip.

You're leaving on a jet_plane but it is only one_way.
Hope you'll be back soon
                                 

[kay]

Yes next trip is tomorrow morn *nods* 
sings:  I'm leaving on a jet plane.
Hey I love that F-22 Raptor....too cute!  Man it would take forever to get to your destination in that?  Good grief!  But think how cool you would look behind the wheel of that....goggles and all.....laughs

Hey I will be back here on the 5th fred....wow June already?  But where is our weather to go with June?  *mumbles*  Hopefully it will warm up soon 
Have a great week fred....and weekend....thinking of you!  ~hugs~

[fred]

             
speaking of June?
                         
Wonders where she is NOW?  She was so hot......... (for a MUM, 20 30 40 50 years ago......... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

She got to be 90+ today?

thinkin I need a new hot JUNE II
                                   

sorry Mrs. Cleaver.......June II is my new HOT month
                     
kay...........  hurry back,  before JUNE.
                 

[fred]

                     
oh kay.............
                      June is fastly coming around the corner.

I HEAR THE CRACK OF HER WHIP.......... now

                             

hurry back!
                   

[fred]

             
(crack)
                              

ouch.............


well June, has finally come.........

Golly gee...........where's SUPER kay! 
                       
                             
                                 

[fred]

           
................... and  Super k  to the rescue ! ! !

                     


oh kay, kay.................  give it to June

make June, june_lie