da board, da board, kay

[kay]

Man I should of bet fred *snaps my fingers*
3 out of 4 is pretty darn good....lol

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A Star Is Born fred
*moves to center stage*

Uh huh Tinkerbell indeed

[fred]

           
* I can see it now *   

There you are standing just left of stage_centre and this other girl is standing and singing centre_stage when you accidently nudges the singer off the stage (exit_right off stage) in an attempt to impress on her what it means to: "break a leg"

goodbye barbera streisand
                                     hello dolly for a new STAR is born as kay is now the only one left standing on the stage and shining brightly
                     
                           

[kay]

*tosses fred a quarter*

Now now fred!  Would I EVER do that??    lol

Well now that I am the ONLY one left standing on stage....hey wait a minute....did I get to be the STAR because I am the ONLY left on stage or what fred?  *looks over*  *hands on my hips* 
Was I really shining brightly?? *beams* 

[fred]

   
Bravo!  Bravo!   Bravo!

                           Encore!   Encore!!

kay?

kay... your endearing audience is wanting more.

come back on_stage. give them an Encore.
     their applause shows your star is shining brightly.
               

[kay]

An endearing audience of one fred?  OH fred....lol

Hmmmmmmmmmm am I back stage or you want me back on stage?? Big difference that makes freddy boy *looks over*  lol

[fred]

           
no no no

get back on the stage and the centre_pole.  The crowd is going wild

they want more of you!

 
                                     

[kay]

Oh cool!  Give me a minute or two to get those boots on....lol

[fred]

       
forget those boots..... they'll be coming off, soon enough.   

*but gets the barrel, to help lubricate your pole*

                       

hey........ that looks like fun, *thinkin I'll try it?* after I grease you up
                                 
                       

[kay]

fred?  *taps the screen*

Wouldn't it be better if I came down nice, easy and slow vs. grease lightening? laughs

[fred]

       
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

let me get this straight........

slow & easy    vs.   fast & faster?


                     _{*slow & easy   vs.  fast & faster*?}


kay.............. you  pick.   You've got the pole position

                                           

[fred]

         
had an orange today.............

              couldn't help but think of princess?

       

she is such a sweetie

                       

[kay]

WELL if we are talking cars....I would have to pick 'fast & faster' 
I don't want that car though....sure looks like it hit every cone, safety hazard and one way signs?? 

Wow all that from an orange?  Amazing!  She sure is a sweetie indeed *nods lots* 

[fred]

                       
funny about the orange thought, I had the other day?

well............ while eating a lime today, thought again about your lil princess............

             

She wasn't as sweet, today.................... but kinda tart
                           

[kay]

Oh poor princess!  *takes the lime hat off of her*

NO more limes for YOU fred!  We don't need her being a sour puss!  lol

[fred]

       
LOL    at your sour puss comment...................

like............. after all these years of chatting and only now?  do I see you missed your real calling in life?  Despite your many and varied accomplishments in life; you were destined to someday become the true lawyer that you really are!   I can finally see, that I will never win an argument against you and know that you will always oneupmanship me, especially in the war of words.              OH well such is my life   

You have a way with words?  a way that could make us both, alot of monies$$$$$$$$$.  HOW but it............... care to take on a CLASS _ Action _ Lawsuit ?

You can be that lawyer, attorney, member of the bar, attorney at law, advocate, jurist, solicitor, or barrister-at-law  (or whatever title, you choose to call yourself).

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