da board, da board, kay

[kay]

I like that you can dish it right back fred 
Whatever you said about me....bounces off me....and sticks to you 

Wow look at her pic....is she in her Halloween costume fred?? lol
I like her black and purple combo.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm let me think about enrolling in your Law School fred 
I'll get back to YOU on that!  *thinking thinking thinking*

[fred]

           
kay................. while you're  *thinking thinking thinking*

I've come to realize that YOU enjoy *sliding sliding sliding*

Whether it is on a pole or down a ban(n)ister............ you seem to enjoy sliding up&down, on one.

Gets me *thinkin thinkin thinkin*

                mind if I join you?


While you decide on that Law degree, from fred's?
             

[kay]

Oh please join me fred.....the more the merrier.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....lol

Hey I have been thinking on that law degree fred....where do I sign?? *gulps*

[fred]

         


oh yeah, baby.  I'll be really merrier with more.


Please sign on dotted line:
                                                                                           
X_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[kay]

hahaha to your comment on merrier....fred fred fred    lol

*signs on the dotted line*

X kay _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Uh oh....now what?? *looks over*

[fred]

       
what's next?

1.) credit check
2.) identity check
3.) arrest record check
4.) prison record check
                               
5.) grade school (k-5) records check
6.) sistermary's recommendation check
7.) social security check
8.) voting record check
9.) check check


We'll get back to you.

we don't want any future lawyers, sitting on the wrong side of the bar.
fred's law graduates are above and beyond any LAW

                       
                       

[kay]

 
1.) Great
2.) It's me
3.) None
4.) None
5.) Great - the nuns loved me
6.) Great - she loved me too....lol
7.) Great
8.) Great
9.) check check

sings:  I'm in I'm in....yahoo!  And what could be better....I am a libra too lol

[fred]

       
kay......

that was interesting that you felt it necessary to 'self-rate yourself' but according to "our Board of Experts" and entrance examiners for fred's

your score was = 37.5%

Well below our expectations?  to be a good lawyer, ONE must of been down so low, one knows how to get up and outta trouble.   
Remember the MOD squad?  bust 'em and then give them badges.
                                 
same way at fred's:  busted/jailed and then give 'em law degrees.

our best lawyers are the one's that truly understand and feel their clients needs by past experiences.

jailed_house lawyers R US
                                  

NOW?  know how to take a bribe?
                                 @fred's: we can show you HOW!
                 
                         

[kay]

I didn't pass?? *gulps*
OH for crying out loud.....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....col
I can see honesty gets you no where *mumbles*

I do remember the Mod Squad!  Now what were their names?
Pete...Linx...Julie?

Okay scrub the lawyer thingy.....now what?  *looks over* 

[fred]

                   
 

fred's School of Law 
Washington, D. C.

 
           

October 14th, 2008

Dear kay,

We are sorry to inform you that your application for admittance to fred's School of Law was not favourably considered by our board of (xcons) examiners.  Your excellent references and credit rating was not up to fred's standard, minimal expectations. 

Be not totally disappointed in this rejection letter, for we have referred your application and excellent self-rating along to: fred's School of Sainthood.    With your qualifications, you are sure to become da saint you have always appeared to be. We'll also show your how to become more of a credit to yourself, your family, your community and your saintlyhood.  And with fred's School of Sainthood, we'll help you the show those papal powers just how fine: your finer art of Sainthood has really become.  Then long after you have passed away, your sainthood will be become a reality.  We guarantee IT.

signed,                                               

aka fred                                             

                         

[fred]

                 
kay...................?
                                  listen? 
                                                      do you hear that?


           

                     

                                _{I think they are playing your song?}
                         

[kay]

hahahaha laughin at your letter fred!  Hilarious!

*hears the music in the background*

Sheesh fred....if I agree to do the saintly thing....I would have to change my name of course.  I never heard of a sister kay before......hmmmmmm let me think.....sister mary kay.....now that is a possibility.....but when I think of mary kay I think of mary kay makeup.....and oh how I love makeup.....hmmmmmm so scrub that idea fred.....back to the drawing board.....lol

[fred]

         
oh kay..........................



               After further inspection and consideration into your case, fred's board of Xaminers has unanimously agreed that you best choice in further schooling would be in:

fred's School of 'just being a kid'

back to basics............... for you, kid kay.

back to playing house and dressing up in mum's clothes and having a wonderful teaparty with your friends
             "more tea mr. bear?"

or how about just laying on your back in an open field and watching the clouds form characters, as they race across the sky...............

of how about flying without a broom.  just get a towel and make it, supergirl's cape
fly, robin, fly
               

          you're a kid heart, so just follow your heart     ~hugsya~
             

[fred]

         
oh  kay!

I was totally blown_away last nite?

While cruising the book store, I see someone, finally realized my worth$$

The Fred Factor: How passion in your work and life can turn the ordinary into the extraordinary (Hardcover)

The Fred Factor is a powerful, poignant parable of success. It?s about going the extra mile and always doing more than is expected. It is revolutionary, yet simple. It is life changing

23 of 29 people found the following review helpful:
 
What I love about The Fred Factor is that it counters the notion that to succeed in business means somehow abandoning your values. fred makes a case that success in business, or life, for that matter, is a matter of embracing the values of service, caring, and doing the right thing. This is a book that should be standard issue for every employee of every company.

[fred]

             

good morning kay.....................


          earlybird gets da worm and

watches you turn da page?

remember fred's new schooling, today