da board, da board, kay

[kay]

~waves to fred~ Do those free kisses apply to yesterday only? Or free for today??  *stands in line* 

[fred]

       
~informs kay~   

This is an exclusive offer only for today, and only for you ..............
What kinda guy do you think I am?

Opppppppppppppps better hurry up here? and get 'em while they're  HOT
                -seems I got this Board of Health guy here, wanting to shut me down.  I run a clean, funloving, kissing booth here!  I got a clientele that needs me.  Something about a license?  Health regulations?   cooties?   sterilization?   infectious diseases?

"I am not that type of kinda guy!"

             

wait until my lawyer gets ahold of this............ we'll be seeing youS in court!
                   

[kay]

What?? Say it isn't so fred!  I missed my chance?  *sighs and snaps my fingers*

[fred]

     
kay. it isn't so...................

psssssssssssssst................did you forget to *wiggle your nose*

                     
                   

[kay]

OH good thinking fred....anything is possible when you are Samantha *wiggles my nose*  lol

Have a great weekend!  ~hugs~

[fred]

         
ooooooooooooooooooo kay

can I get you to *wiggle those toes too?*

'and this lil' piggy went...................'
                 

[kay]

~~wiggles my toes~~
Hey how come nothing happens when I wiggle my toes??

OH and that reminds me to go to the grocery store and buy a rump roast....thanks for the lil piggy reminder fred....lol

[fred]

           
now who says: "I am good for mutton?"

Here is another good tip.............. tie a piece of string around your finger
         

so when you go to the grocery store you will remember.............................
................ah....................
                    ................ you'll remember (wHat?) ........

you'll remember to get more string!

fred's done it again! 
                   

[kay]

*unties the string* around fred's finger!


*ties a ribbon* around fred's neck!


Now remember that....lol   

[fred]

        
dah.................. IT just occurred to me that I remind you of a rump roast?

            

*ties up my rump*

[kay]

hahahaha oh fred!

I need a rump roast to make roast beef sandwiches silly.....laughs

[fred]

        
  *laughs at my NEW string tie*



Looks good on me?

[kay]

It looks marvelous darlin'....simply marvelous 

[fred]

           
cough. cough..................  ah kay?

               


kay....................... I think you got that string tie, tighten too tight now?   

                  ease up, a bit, on me

[kay]

Huh?? Say what fred??? *looks over*

OH OH *unties the ribbon*  Is that better fred?