da board, da board, kay

[kay]

Oh yeah baby!  Show ME da green!  lol
Oh fred....I have lost count now for sure 

[kay]

Hmmmmmmmmm methinks YOU set ME up in more ways than one fred.....laughs
*throws tons of quarters in*  It was well worth it *nods lots*    

[fred]

             
oh kay................

thank you for re-learning me,
                                          how to count again using your M&M's accounting system controlled by horny green ones.  It works for me?

now, takes your tons of quarters and re_invests in more green ones

           

more beer, my Dear?

[kay]

~~slides my glass over~~   

[fred]

           
~~ slides glasses back, down the bar at you~~

"Seeing Life Through the Bottom of a Bottle"



Urban Spectacles will turn empties from your favourite beer into real eye glasses with prescription lenses.

[kay]

fred *nudges ya*  Are these like beer goggles??  *looks over*   

[fred]

             
kinda?.................... but, think of them as:

rosed-coloured sun glasses with its own straw you drink your beer thru?



here is the lady's model
                               
                                   

[kay]

Can I try the kid's one fred?  It looks much, much cooler 

Have a good day fred!  Don't work too hard there  ~~hugs~~

[fred]

       
very befitting kay...............

for kids R us, first?

*kay ---->
               <---- fred

*you can tell by her ears?
             

[kay]

*taps my foot*  What about my ears fred??  laughs
How come my ears are up and yours go sideways??  Psssst fred....what is on
your right ear? (looking at the pic it will be the left ear)  *looks again*
Maybe if your ears were up, you could shoo it off?  Hmmmmmmmm just a thought 

[fred]

       
why kay?             I'm surprised!

can't believe you don't have one?  it a kids' earring.

Since you like mine, so much.... I got one for you..........

       

just seeing you so happy over your new earring (never again searching for your cellphone), is enough said for me.  ~hugsya~
           

[kay]

*shudders* Oh dear Lord!  I have seen it all now.....lol
What will they think of next fred?  That is one earring I don't want fred!
I'll take diamond earrings instead thank you! 

[fred]

           
oh kay................. I fear you have NOT seen it'all yet?

Those crazy folks with cellphones earrings?  are they any crazier than those bluetoooth headsets?
                             

But I do know how your feel on this, for I feel the same, so sending you some modest, diamond earrings:

      "you look, lovely, My dear"
                 

[kay]

OH now you're talking fred   

*sings*  Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend!

Wait a minute....diamonds are NOT my best friend....no sir!

*sings*  fred is a girl's (kay's) best friend!  ~hugs~

[fred]

         
wow.........................great singin there, kay

here's some accompaniment for you  *let's rock*

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