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Offline fred

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« Reply #3195 on: January 19, 2010, 08:11:50 AM »
       
*laughs with kay*

stop&plop............. here with:

           

Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetchhhhhhhhhhh your coffee break!
               

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« Reply #3196 on: January 19, 2010, 05:49:40 PM »
 
and I need to stretch my money further, to pay for this page2page turning..........

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« Reply #3197 on: January 20, 2010, 04:35:21 AM »

Oh dear Lord!  What a rack!  Not my idea of a rack though fred....laughs
That would only be good to streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetchhhhhhhhhhh your money to pay for turning da pages *nods lots*  8)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonders what else could be stretched on that?

Enjoy your day!  ;D


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« Reply #3198 on: January 20, 2010, 06:41:26 AM »
   
oh my gosh,  :o  kay......................

you haven't been reading those 'silly' email advertisements for stretching your desires to fulfill hers?

         

**please to note: wear rubber gloves while stretching it?
             

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« Reply #3199 on: January 21, 2010, 04:34:08 AM »

What?!?  Me?  No way fred.  I do not receive any emails like that you 'silly' wabbit.....lol


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« Reply #3200 on: January 21, 2010, 07:09:45 AM »
to: kay at webmaze.com

Don't buy a taffy extender / stretcher until you read THIS!
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Comfortable & easy to wear

Taffy extender can be worn underneath loose clothing and can be adjusted to apply the desired amount of traction in order to stretch the taffy. Over a period of time, the taffy cells grow and multiply under this force thereby elongating the taffy.

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Re: da board, da board, kay
« Reply #3201 on: January 22, 2010, 05:08:09 AM »
Hi kay

some weekend weather?

Today: Cloudy skies. Temps nearly steady in the mid 30s. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph.
Tonight: Cloudy. Low 31F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph.
Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early. A few showers developing later in the day. High around 40F. Winds SE at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
Tomorrow night: Rain. Low 38F. Winds SSE at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 70%.
Sunday: Mainly cloudy and rainy. Highs in the low 40s and lows in the upper 20s.

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« Reply #3202 on: January 22, 2010, 06:34:16 AM »

Oh fred!  A lil TMI there.....laughs
(Too Much Info)

AND why are we talking all this??  I sure hope I get to turn da next page *crosses my fingers X*

Thanks for my weather report mr. weatherboy!  ;D


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« Reply #3203 on: January 22, 2010, 08:45:57 AM »
 
TMI oh................... laughs  :D  for you know me, too well?

you, really did, read all that advertisement re: taffy extenders (Pro)  :D   for I know you, too well?
a well_informed customer, is a satisfied customer -- who'll tell all'her friends; thereby generating more business.

laughs again.............. for I know now you will be looking for sometype of rebate/discount

                     

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« Reply #3204 on: January 24, 2010, 04:18:26 PM »
     
oh kay, so sorry.............

sorry to hear, your colts lost.   :-\
despair NOT.......... for there is always next year!

                     
                       

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« Reply #3205 on: January 25, 2010, 06:36:00 AM »

*whomps ya*
What game were you watching there fred?  Did YOU not see the end of da game buddy??  lol
I actually put on my jersey the last 4 minutes of the second quarter and that's when things started turning around.
We're in the SUPERBOWL fred!  *whomps ya again for assuming they lost*  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  lol

Go COLTS Go!

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« Reply #3206 on: January 25, 2010, 06:56:59 AM »
       
oooooooooooops I guess you are right?

I now see where da COLTS won
                                  and you are in the SUPER BOWL ! ? !

-- and what will you wear?
                                     
         


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« Reply #3207 on: January 26, 2010, 04:24:24 AM »

OH fred!   ::)

Do not make ME come over there and whomp YOU again!  lol

Colts are in the Superbowl.  I'll have to wear my jersey again for the WIN....X   ;D


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« Reply #3208 on: January 26, 2010, 07:22:36 AM »
             
oooooooooooooooooooooo....... THE JERSEY!


I also, luv your markUP

             

                   BLUE becomes your blue eyes

you know......... I can get you a matching handbag and earrings?
     
        

oooooooooops, almost forgot the matching belly ring:
             
                     

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« Reply #3209 on: January 26, 2010, 12:06:43 PM »
 
kay............ and how would like some matching Super Bowl tickets?



I can get a pair for:

SEC: 402  ROW: 25 
Local Pick-Up After 2.3.10-Lottery Tix:-401-409:420-436:448-456 
2 tickets @ $1,898.00 each


but first --please remit 25 cents.