da board, da board, kay

[fred]

 
and after your hot tub and the other glass of wine............

how about a massage?
                               

followed with some HOT ROCKS!

          no, not the drinks

                          but some HOT ROCKs

                                                           

yeah yeah........  remitting 25 cents, again!

[kay]

Yay!  *puts the quarter in my pocket* 

Nice!  Hot tub...wine...massage and HOT ROCKS!

Count me in *nods lots*     That is right up my alley!

[fred]

 
kay...................... this could be your lucky day?

Please to check your ticket?
                                               

                                                  ...... and the winning number is


kay ! ! !  you are our


                        [size=8]~ ~ ~ W i n n e r ~ ~ ~ ![/size]

and here is your prize !

                             

[fred]

THIS is your lucky day.......................... double bonus day ! !

    your hot rocks are in transit.


              wear them proudly

[kay]

*checks my ticket*
 
*jumps up and down*  YAY!  I WON!  I WON!

But another toaster??  Say it isn't so fred.....laughs

*shakes my head*

double bonus day?  *perks up*
I love double bonus days fred!  YAY!  Now you're talking there!
sings:  'hot rocks in transit'
*claps*

Anxiously awaiting,
kay

[fred]

     
your wait is over ...............
                      Did you enjoyed your double BONUS day!...............................

oh wait, there will be another double BONUS day! real soon................

 (kay, you can trust me)
                                    honestly

I too enjoyed knowing your won your deserved double bonus day!
                                                                           

[fred]

     
Oh my gosh!
   
                    There was such a tremendous response
                                                                        from our 1st double bonus day, our upper management is considering a 2nd double bonus day in the very near future!  So check our daily postings, and YOU TOO could be our
next winner!
                 


*I can still hear our last winner -- raving about her prizes
                                        ya - hoo
             

[fred]

 
 oh?   

        ...................... kay !
         

[kay]

Oh how I love double BONUS day!

It was awesome pawsome fred! 

Anxiously awaiting another one *claps*

Oh?..........fred ! to YOU too.....laughs

Enjoy your day! 

[fred]

         
oh... kay,  lol !  

and what happy feet, you have too!

for happy feet equals happy YOU !

                   

[kay]

What is that saying fred?  If mama ain't happy, nobody is.....lol

Hey fred?  *nudges ya*

Am I still singing 'hot rocks in transit'?  Or am I singing 'hot rocks in da house'?

*does the happy feet shuffle* in anticipation.....lol

[fred]

           
kay................. I've got the HOT rocks for you? 

Interesting thing about these hot rocks is that you soak them in water in a crockpot for 30 minutes (0n low) prior to using.
THE rocks........ now HOT, are coated w/ scented massage oil.............. then placed on the back over acupuncture points letting the heat soak into your skin and bones while also mildly stimulating & tinkling nerves endings:
     0'OOOOO'ooooooooooooo........

          move over !
             

[kay]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo that sounds grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

~moves over~

       

[fred]

       
    0'OOOOO'ooooooooooooo........     is all I can say, too

but who's going to put the hot rocks on us, now?

                   PleeeeeeEeeeeeease?
                     

[fred]

     
hey. let's get a cabana and.......................

               

and.......................

                              and

                                        (let's let our minds wonder..........)
   
 

(sorry, please to remit 25 cents)