predictions?
QUESTION: What will a down&out alligator get on welfare?
PREDICTION: Gatorade.
Q: What will hold up Oral Roberts' pants?
P: A Bible belt.
Q: Why won't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?
P: Ben Gay.
Q: What will da hippie be smoking?
P: Disjoint.
Q: What will a cow call himself while frisking himself?
P: The Laughing Cow.
Q: What will someone cleaning his Hoffman say?
P: Dustin Hoffman.
Q: How long will a United States Congressman serve?
P: Until he gets caught.
Q: What will cannibals find hard to digest?
P: Old wives tales.
Q: What will you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley?
P: "Rose Bowl."
Q: When asked to describe a stoned bowling team, what will you say?.
P: High rollers.
Q: What will you say when asked for good directions to an urologist's office?
P: "Follow the yellow brick road."
Enough already?
