da board, da board, kay

[fred]

   
oh kay... where have I been?

            While surfing my satellite TVchannels, I find an infocommercial: "Perkier Boobs!" 
 go from this:  ( . ) ( . )  to this:  ( * ) ( * )      can you believe that?

So I go to: "As Seen on TV" website and find ? ? ?
      thousands of products from  A to Zed.

If you want a good time (or a good laugh), check it out and maybe you too can find stuff like this:

            OR   

I was truly mesmerized by the variety and quantity of the products

[fred]

 
remits 25 cents for turning da page 

                                           grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[kay]

hahahaha I don't know if I am having (a good laugh) more over the "Perkier Boobs!" or
you turning da page!!   

[fred]

         
hummmmmmmmmmmm?

imagining both being done, concurrently?

                 (how would you do that?)

_{unfortunately after an exhausted 'search', I could NOT find an appropriate picture for my wildly imagination.........}

but I did find the stressfree boobball?

           
Giant Stress Boob Stress Ball Boobs. "Their fantastically wobbly and they make you feel better. Our Giant Stress Boob Stress Ball allows you to squeeze a fabulously large boob all day without the onslaught of slaps or sexual harassment claims. Perfect for the office, Stress Boobs will give you stress relief whenever you need it. Stress balls are also a great way of relieving tension that would normally cause headaches or teeth grinding. BOY, That's a handful!"
                         

[fred]

           
on a completely, different note:

    please to watch & listen to:

             http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93TGcvrkIBA

for you will know, then!
                 

             

[kay]

Smiling on your exhausting 'search'.....lol

*light bulb goes on* 

*makes a mental note for your Christmas present*    A giant stress boob ball!

psssst....I will watch and listen later alligator.  I am heading out in an hour.  Bye for now ~huggies~

[fred]

               

Oh kay............. it was a very, very exhausting search

             

              DID I miss
                              [size=8]?[/size]

   

[kay]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you my dear!  ~hugs~

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are too cute there sleeping!  *pinches your lil cheek*
Man oh man YOU did miss Christmas in July since it is August now!  Bummer!  Can we have Christmas in August?  Which one of those presents would you open first fred?  *eyes the presents*

See you later alligator!  YAY!   

[fred]

 
YES! ! !

           Xmas in August !

and can I have the BIGGEST ONE (the one w/ red wrapping and the green bow).   

              oh, yes ! ! !

The must be a Santa Claus  HO ho ho

[kay]

Why YES you can fred, but YOU can only open one package a day! 

Good thing you have a strong, healthy heart!     

[fred]

 
Do I read YOU correctly?

          "YOU can only open one package a day!" 

       
       
It can't be just Xmas, I must be in Seventh Heaven?

Thanks kay...
 
                         
 

[fred]

       
and now.......... a forecast for today from your weatherboy:

MONDAY: Partly sunny. Patchy fog in the morning. A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms in the afternoon. Highs around 80. North winds around 10 mph early in the morning becoming light and variable in the late morning and afternoon,
but have NO fear

            -- water temperature is:  86.5 degrees F
                 

[kay]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what cute pics of the yellow lab puppy and the kiddies!

Oh thanks weatherboy!  I can't wait to jump in....lol
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm fred....can you turn down the heater to an even 86 degrees?  laughs   

[fred]

   
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kay? 

           you got it!

     It did seemed a little HOT

Now, how's that? ............

         

[fred]

         
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

your after 'glow' says it all.....................


                  enjoy your day