so you are
NOT commenting on your activities that went on, last Sunday?
I further heard, on Sunday that you had.............. or better said, consumed:
1 (one) bloody Mary
1 (one) bottle of beer
1 (one bottle of a Port wine
1 (one) bottle of Merlot wine
and
4 (four) bottles of White wine
plus YOU snuck out w/ two (2) more bottles of wine (under your coat?): one = Merlot and the other one = White.