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Offline Lilac

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Why..
« on: December 27, 2009, 02:30:05 PM »
A topic for the great questions in life......



Why must some people marinade in perfume?  It makes me really want to rip off the offending bug killer, musky smelling parts and dispose of on a permanent basis.  The warm coppery scent of blood would be less offensive to my delicate ofactory senses.  Seriously, a dab will do ya..
(on a side note, I may have an ever so slight anger management problem)

Why when you get something new that should be a piece of cake to set up does it NEVER seem to work with out going through hell?
got a new printer for xmas.. wireless.. its gonna be awesome!  yeah.... not.. it isnt picking up a signal.. I moved it.. I manually tried to set it up... nothing..NOTHING.. Im sure it will require multiple people.. one of which will be my Dad.. God love him, he tries but sometimes.. well lets just say it takes 3 times as long to get things situated. -sighs-
 
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Re: Why..
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 03:00:37 PM »
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Why must some people marinade in perfume?  It makes me really want to rip off the offending bug killer, musky smelling parts and dispose of on a permanent basis.  The warm coppery scent of blood would be less offensive to my delicate ofactory senses.  Seriously, a dab will do ya..
(on a side note, I may have an ever so slight anger management problem)

Oh dearest Lilac.
  I can so relate to this.  as my dad informs me of his cologne being called stink purty.( insert eye roll )  I've been through every scent i think there is in the past week... needless to say I have had to live life with an inhaler during all this time.   people...... seriously.. deodorant is enough.. and for gods sake don't use that AXE or TAG shit.... some of us would like to breathe.
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Re: Why..
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 04:56:58 PM »
*Just hides until this all blows over.*

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Re: Why..
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 07:20:04 PM »
A topic for the great questions in life......



Why must some people marinade in perfume?  It makes me really want to rip off the offending bug killer, musky smelling parts and dispose of on a permanent basis.  The warm coppery scent of blood would be less offensive to my delicate ofactory senses.  Seriously, a dab will do ya..
(on a side note, I may have an ever so slight anger management problem)

Why when you get something new that should be a piece of cake to set up does it NEVER seem to work with out going through hell?
got a new printer for xmas.. wireless.. its gonna be awesome!  yeah.... not.. it isnt picking up a signal.. I moved it.. I manually tried to set it up... nothing..NOTHING.. Im sure it will require multiple people.. one of which will be my Dad.. God love him, he tries but sometimes.. well lets just say it takes 3 times as long to get things situated. -sighs-


Ahem...*puts on the answer man hat*

Marinading in perfume...when old people do it, it is to mask the scent of formaldahyde, talcum powder, mothballs, old dust from underneath furniture, boiled cabbage, Ben Gay, dry staleness, and/or a miasma of pinesol, clorox, and cedar .  When middle aged people do it, it is to make them feel like a young blossoming flower because they realize that they sure as hell aint getting any younger and gravity seems to love them right about now.  When young people do it because like all young people, nothing is done in moderation, not speed, not drinking, not sex, etc etc.

When you get something new and think its going to be a piece of cake, that is why it isnt.  Because like all people who are "in tune" with technology today and know what the internet is and how to "surf" it, we egotistically believe we "know" it all.  So, it has to be too easy.  Therein lies the problem.  We set ourselves up for failure in overconfidence.  To actually make things simple to set up that involves technology, simply believe it will be the freaking hardest thing in the world to do.  That makes your mind that much more focused on what you are doing and pay closer attention to the details and the most important of all the details, the "Instructions".  I know I have done it plenty of times and to this day, still tell my customers, "Please read your owners manual so you dont have to drive 45 minutes back to me so I can simply press two buttons, all of half a second, to fix your problem and make you feel like a dumbshit and wasteful of gas.  Have a nice day and Merry Christmas!"

My father doesnt know what Internet Explorer is let alone what a web browser is, but, when it comes to plugging or hooking things up to his computer, never has a problem, because he always thinks its beyond him and is going to be really hard and if it is, he has a son that will do it for free.

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Raz

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Re: Why..
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 07:39:41 PM »
wow, with answers like that no one needs a father!
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Re: Why..
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2009, 04:03:20 PM »
A topic for the great questions in life......



Why must some people marinade in perfume?  It makes me really want to rip off the offending bug killer, musky smelling parts and dispose of on a permanent basis.  The warm coppery scent of blood would be less offensive to my delicate ofactory senses.  Seriously, a dab will do ya..
(on a side note, I may have an ever so slight anger management problem)

Why when you get something new that should be a piece of cake to set up does it NEVER seem to work with out going through hell?
got a new printer for xmas.. wireless.. its gonna be awesome!  yeah.... not.. it isnt picking up a signal.. I moved it.. I manually tried to set it up... nothing..NOTHING.. Im sure it will require multiple people.. one of which will be my Dad.. God love him, he tries but sometimes.. well lets just say it takes 3 times as long to get things situated. -sighs-


Ahem...*puts on the answer man hat*

Marinading in perfume...when old people do it, it is to mask the scent of formaldahyde, talcum powder, mothballs, old dust from underneath furniture, boiled cabbage, Ben Gay, dry staleness, and/or a miasma of pinesol, clorox, and cedar .  When middle aged people do it, it is to make them feel like a young blossoming flower because they realize that they sure as hell aint getting any younger and gravity seems to love them right about now.  When young people do it because like all young people, nothing is done in moderation, not speed, not drinking, not sex, etc etc.

When you get something new and think its going to be a piece of cake, that is why it isnt.  Because like all people who are "in tune" with technology today and know what the internet is and how to "surf" it, we egotistically believe we "know" it all.  So, it has to be too easy.  Therein lies the problem.  We set ourselves up for failure in overconfidence.  To actually make things simple to set up that involves technology, simply believe it will be the freaking hardest thing in the world to do.  That makes your mind that much more focused on what you are doing and pay closer attention to the details and the most important of all the details, the "Instructions".  I know I have done it plenty of times and to this day, still tell my customers, "Please read your owners manual so you dont have to drive 45 minutes back to me so I can simply press two buttons, all of half a second, to fix your problem and make you feel like a dumbshit and wasteful of gas.  Have a nice day and Merry Christmas!"

My father doesnt know what Internet Explorer is let alone what a web browser is, but, when it comes to plugging or hooking things up to his computer, never has a problem, because he always thinks its beyond him and is going to be really hard and if it is, he has a son that will do it for free.

*Takes off the answer hat and goes back to being me*

Raz

thank you so very much for your answers... it was a rhetorical question, but hey...

addendum:  after 5 hours the printer is working!!!  yay dad!!
 
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Re: Why..
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2009, 06:26:12 PM »
YAY!!!

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Re: Why..
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 07:31:44 PM »
thank you so very much for your answers... it was a rhetorical question, but hey...

addendum:  after 5 hours the printer is working!!!  yay dad!!

Yes, I know it was rhetorical, could you not tell by the sarcasm that answer was blanketed in?

Hmph...*quirks a brow and smirks as I leave.*

Raz
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2009, 04:17:43 PM »
*gasp* sarcasm? who uses that? -smirks n skitters-
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Re: Why..
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2009, 04:51:59 PM »
-glances at Raz- come over here so I can poke you in the eye...
 
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2009, 07:41:54 PM »
No, it's cold there.  I like my warmth down here.

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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2009, 11:52:30 AM »
No, it's cold there.  I like my warmth down here.

Raz

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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2009, 02:36:19 PM »
that's ok.. I can wait.. till July... I will make sure they are nice and sharp...


 
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2009, 03:56:32 PM »
that's ok.. I can wait.. till July... I will make sure they are nice and sharp...




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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2009, 05:32:04 PM »
that's ok.. I can wait.. till July... I will make sure they are nice and sharp...



My knives are always nice and sharp...just in case I need to frickasee lilac ass....*snickers*

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