...How to REALLY fuck up a Concert, and. I DID IT!!!!

I usually sat 1st chair, or 3rd chair in an Orchestra, so I was sitting on the edge of the stage, and my stand partner would turn the pages. I didn't want to turn pages...and...I thought that I looked cute...and wanted the audience to get a good look at me.

But. once, in the Semi-Professional Orchestra I was playing, I got ordered to sit second chair at the First Stand...the work called for a cello duet during the work, and I played better than the woman sitting 2nd chair. So, I grumbled, but did so.
I turned pages for the Principal Cellist...I didn't like doing it...but I liked and respected her. I would stop playing a few measures before the page turn, place my left hand at the top of the page, and look at her. She would nod her head, and I would quickly turn the page, and get back to playing. I never had a problem with music that was bound, like a magazine.
BUT!!!!!
Once, we were performing a modern work, by a local Composer, and the music was on sheets of paper, xeroxed....there were about thirty sheets of paper. Rags can probably guess what happened...

I reached to pull a sheet of paper to the other side of the stand...and...
DUMPED ALL OF THE MUSIC ON THE FLOOR...

We had to stop the concert, as I gathered up the sheets of music, and sorted them out, and got them back on the stand...
I got BANISHED back to 3rd chair after that concert...

I was happy...I HATED to turn pages...
When there was a two cello solo after that...I just kept my butt in 3rd chair, and carefully listened to the Principal as I accompanied her.