...(Finish of the Tale)
...I then got out my 'sliderule' (Look those up, you younger people...they were the sign that you were a 'Genius' in H.S. Some 'nerds' carried them in holsters at their belt...Those sliderules were very long, and very thick, and had more than one sliding part. I was one of the first to have a 'circular slide rule'....I just stashed it in my purse. (Hey, that sounds REALLY BAD...*LOL*...
..) So, I spun the rims, and moved the display thing, and wrote down the numbers as I worked. (That sounds EVEN WORSE!!!!
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...Anyway...back to the tale...I double checked my calculation several times...and couldn't believe it! I had made the rockets, and made sure that the fins were shaped well...and in my mind...the 1st would go up about 100'...stage...and the inside rocket would fly another 500'. CALCULUS told me that the rocket would travel 12'...stage...and the inside rocket would travel 90' feet...and THAT would be it!!! I muttered...and said..."That is just PAPER...and I am no mathemetician...but I have been building rockets for years...and have been the 'Range Mistress' several times...and I know when a rocket can fly..." So, I brought it to the Range....rockets there always traveled over 2,000 feet...we always laughed when some dork brought one that only went a few hundred feet.
...The Range Master looked it over...raised his eyebrows...and I glared at him...and I said..."I got this all figured out...it will only go 600 feet or so...but it is unusual...people will like it." He just shrugged, he was used to me and my 'posse' showing up with homemade rockets that looked strange but flew well...and let me place it on the launch pad. We did a countdown...I pressed the button on the console...and...and...and...
...It started moving very slow...and staged before it got off of the launch lug. The inside rocket was slow...BUT IN BALANCE...it reached about 50 feet...and the engine ran out. It fell to the ground, and the recovery parachute popped out. A very small grass fire started...and the Range Master and I ran over and kicked the fire out before the safety guy with the fire extinguisher arrived.
I picked up the remains of my rocket...all of the parts...and told the Range Master. "I guess that I had better believe what science and math tell me, before I believe my brain." He told me, "Don't do that again, your rocket powered swing-wing gliders are one thing...but I don't want this on my Range again." He did laugh, and I just slunk away...my posse' were laughing their asses off. I just told them..."I didn't believe my own calculations...guess I better listen to my 'smart self' in the future...
...I was still teased by that the following years. At our meetings of the Rocketry Club, members would ask..."What new idea do you have, now? Please show us." At the launching pad, the Range Master would look over my rocket, heft it, and ask..."How many inside?" I would just glare, and say..."Let me press the launch button, so that you can find out."
...Good thing I didn't go on to major in Engineering...I might have found myself in charge of designing current rockets. The next Men launched to the moon might have found themselves landing in a pond in Point Reyes...CA *LOL*
...Oh, last tale of the 'Rocketry Club'. In H.S, at Homeroom, there would be a reading of the announcements for the day, which included club meetings. Our Homeroom Teacher was a very snobbish, always proper man. He would chuckle whenever he read announcements of the meeting of the Rocketry Club...and say..."OK, all you Rockets, meet after school." I got a bit pissed...we were a s SERIOUS group...we were learning a lot about Trig and Calculus...and were having fun building the rockets...seeing who could make the best looking and most powerful ones, etc...and he was making FUN of us!
So, once, after he smirked at the announcement, two friends and I jumped out of our seats, put our arms around each other, and did a short, somewhat highkicking dance, and got back into our chairs and said..."We 'ROCKETTES' just had our meeting...that announcement was for the Rocketry Club...future scientists and engineers are there...be nice to them." He did apologize, and was more serious after that when he mentioned the Club. He even came out once, on 'launch day', and I showed him how we tracked them, and he did launch a few of our rockets. He told me as he left, that he just thought we were buying premade rockets, and were just shooting them off.