...Me and my big mouth...
...Everyone knows what I did when I was working, I was a Trial Attorney.
Very early in my career, I was preparing a Pre-Trial Motion against the other side...and I JUST KNEW THAT I WOULD WIN!!! I had the facts, and the Law well summarized in my Brief, and KNEW that the other side had no chance.
We appeared before the Judge, we had filed the Pleadings, and the Judge had read them. The Judge immediately tore into the other attorney, and the attorney was fumbling, trying to explain why I was wrong. This went on for about 10 minutes...and then I just HAD to OPEN MY BIG MOUTH!
I started making my own comments, although the Judge wasn't asking ME any questions, or asking ME to comment. After I had made a few, the Judge turned his attention to me, and said..."Ah, I have a few questions for you, Counselor". He then began peppering me with questions and comments...
...and after 10 minutes, he said to me, "I am ruling AGAINST your Motion!"
I slunk out of the Courthouse...my talking had gotten the Judge to rule against me!
I did win the actual trial, but it was harder because my Motion, if I had won, would have cut the legs out from under the other side.
...A decade later, I was representing a man who was the driver of a car involved in a horrible fog-related accident on the local freeway, that involved 32 vehicles. He had no fault, as did most of the other drivers. He was in the middle of the pack, and was stopped, when the people from behind crashed into the pack. After two months of depositions, me, and almost everyone else, filed Motions to Dismiss our clients. The Motions were ALL heard on the same day. The other attorneys vehemently argued their cases, and the other side argued back.
When it was my turn, the Judge looked at me, and said,,,"Do you have anything to say Ms S-----?" I just shook my head, from side to side...and stepped back.
I was DELIGHTED when the Judge ruled from the Bench, he DENIED ALL of the Motions to Dismiss...EXCEPT MINE!!! I took his signed Order to the Clerk, filed it, and called my client with the good news!!!!
...As I was leaving the Courthouse, most of the other attorneys were standing outside, all pissed off and discouraged. One of them called out, "Hey guys, here comes that brilliant lawyer, didn't you hear her convincing argument?" Another added, "I did, I was spellbound at her verbal virtuosity". One woman said, "I am going to order a transcript of her discussion with the Judge, I want to use what she said in future cases."
...I just grinned...and kept walking....