a little laugh :-)

[Kitya]

*just rolls my eyes* argh that was bad

[Taryn]

I will take a room with a view, please... because it took me three times to re-read that last line for it to make sense

[prism {*RgR*1*}]

stuck..


and.. uh.. woobie is normal... LMAO~

[just me]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names,
a trade name  and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also
has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin
and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for VIAGRA.

After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it
has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon
be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by
Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a
mixer.  It will now be possible for a man to literally
pour himself a stiff one.  Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names
of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned
"stiff drink."

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
"MOUNT & DO."

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[Taryn]

~hides all the Mount & Do from Kan and goes to hide herself~

[kadi{MTC}]

jfdl

[DJ Kan]

-eyes everyone and everything-

[Claudia]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong ,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.



MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a Golf Course.

This doesn't rhyme
and I don't care.

Amen

[Amantha]

A guy phones the local hospital and yells: "You've gotta send help! My wife's in labour!"

The nurse says: "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

He replies: "No! This is her husband!"

[RAGNAR]

LOL @ both!!!

[just me]

http://quizilla.com/users/extraterrestrial/quizzes/What%20Christmas%20Ornament%20are%20you%3F/

im the mistletoe

[Kitya]

I'm Christmas Garland... *lol*

Commonly used to decorate Christmas trees, these garlands were first introduced in 1890 by german Company Lauscha (Thuringia) in the form of shaped glass beads strung together.

[Taryn]

You are the Christmas Holly.

[prism {*RgR*1*}]