3 drunks come out of a bar and get into a cab. The driver realises they are drunk and decides to scam them and make a quick buck so he says where to? The 1st drunk gives him an address. The driver says ok, starts the cab, drives 2 feet then stops and says we are here. The 1st drunk pays the driver for the entire trip the 2nd drunk tips the driver, the third drunk says are you nuts? The driver yhinks the drunk is onto him until he says you drove too fast are you trying to kill us? and got out to join his 2 friends.
