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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2295 on: March 27, 2020, 05:50:56 PM »
And they buried the bitch the next day after a shaving accident.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2296 on: March 28, 2020, 04:53:45 PM »
mom to son so what did you do in school today?  we made explosives     My they are teaching you some odd thing. What are you to study tomorrow at that school?     What school?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2297 on: March 29, 2020, 01:30:26 AM »
And they buried what they could find the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2298 on: March 29, 2020, 05:02:10 PM »
I was expelled in pajama day  is it my fault I sleep naked?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2299 on: March 30, 2020, 01:31:20 AM »
And they buried many the next day due to death by laughter. *W* LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2300 on: March 30, 2020, 05:11:14 PM »
teacher  tommy you cannot sleep in my class  tommy I know you talk too loud

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2301 on: March 30, 2020, 09:22:47 PM »
I like Tommy's style. *G*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2302 on: March 31, 2020, 04:52:40 PM »
a man looking in the mirror in the nude says one more inch and I would be a king  his wife hears him and says one inch less and you would be a queen

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2303 on: April 01, 2020, 12:08:11 PM »
And they buried the mouthy female the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2304 on: April 01, 2020, 03:55:31 PM »
little tommy asks his grandfather what it is called when one person sleeps avove anoth. The grandfather gulps, fells embarassed then says well my boy that is called intercourse. Tommy leaves then comes back a few minutes later and says grandma says you are wring, it is called a bunk bed. grandfather fainted

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2305 on: April 01, 2020, 04:26:34 PM »
LOL They buried poor Grandfather the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2306 on: April 02, 2020, 05:41:06 PM »
answering machine  hey this is matt I am not home right now leave a message after the beep and remember to spread the love  beep   nessage  matt this is your doctor your std test results came in stop spreading the love and call us for an appointment quickly

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2307 on: April 02, 2020, 09:25:53 PM »
And the buried Matt by the end of the week after all those he spread the love to got a hold of him.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2308 on: April 03, 2020, 03:27:03 PM »
a father takes his son aside and says it is time you know the truth about the birds and the bees. The son starts crying. The father says what is wrong? The son says when you started the conversation about santa, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy, you started them with the same phrase so now if you are going to tell me that sex ismt real what else can I do?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2309 on: April 03, 2020, 10:50:52 PM »
JDL!!!!!

And they buried the Father the next day from a fatal laughing fit.