a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh heh... a highly skilled profession.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy is out camping with his class for the 1st time. he wakes up from a bad dream and runs to the teachers tent and asks if he can sleep with her for the night. she says absolutely not go back to your own tent. he says but I had a bad dream and at home sleeping by my mother is the only way I can get back to sleep after. She sighs and says ok, come on. He lays down by her then says can I put my finger in your belly button? She says no, now go to sleep. He says but my mother lets me, it helps me sleep. She says fine as long as you sleep. A moment later she says that is not my belly button, he says and that is not my finger.

[RAGNAR]

*Facepalms*

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy was in sunday school. the teacher was trying to use examples to tach the students about tight and wrong. she says ok, timmy, if I were to reach into a man's pocket, take out his wallet, and take the money from it what would I be? timmy says, that's easy, you would be his wife.

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

the sunday school teacher asks timmy if he knows why it is impotant to be quiet when he enters the church service. timmy says, it us so I dont wake up any of the sleeping parishoners

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy was in math class, the teacher asks him what are 4 2 28 and 44  timmy says cbs, fox, hbo, and cartoon network.

[RAGNAR]

Don't forget the NFL Channel!!!!! Beat Timmy's ass until he can't sit for a month!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's parents had some friends over for dinner. his father said timmy, it is your turn to say grace. timmy bowed his head and said Lord please bless this food and also, please help those poor women on dad's computer find some clothing so they are not naked all the time.

[RAGNAR]

His Father must chat in Gor. LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys class is on a field trip to the local fire department to learn about fire safety. a firefighter holds up a smoke detector and asks if anyone knows what it is. timmy says yes thats the thing my mom uses to tell when dinner is done cooking.

[RAGNAR]

Been there done that. 

[MageNathaniel1]

when timmy was 10 the womam next doot brought him home to his mother and said I caught timmy playing doctor with my daughter. timmys mother said lets not be too hasty many children their age play doctor and are curious about sex. the woman said I know that but timmy was trying to take out her appendix with a kitchen knife.

[RAGNAR]

And was probably doing better than most general surgeons.