a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy goes to his mother and says he has a tummy ache she says that is probably because your stomach is empty perhaps if you put something in it you will feel better and gave him a sandwich. later timmy was outside playing his father came home and said he had a headache timmy said thats because your head is empty maybe you should put something in it.

[RAGNAR]

And then Timmy's head hurt after his Father slapped his face clean off his head.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy over hears his parents talking then goes to his grandfather and asks him if he knows how to croak like a frog, his grandfather says well I can give it a try and does his best frog impression  croak  timmy says thank you. his grandfather asks him what that was about. timmy says well I heard my father say when you croak we will all be rich.

[RAGNAR]

Grandfather just changed his will.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys father is upset that timmy spends so much time on the computer and wants to motivate him so he says you know when abe lincoln was your age he studied books by the light of a fire place and candles timmy responds well when he qas your age he was president

[RAGNAR]

You go Timmy!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

a friend tells timmy that he can get anything he wants from any adult by simply pretending he knows their secret. when he gets home he tells his mother I know your secret she quickly hands him $20 and tells him not to tell his father.  when his father gets home he say I know your secret. his father hands him $20 and says dont tell your mother. the next day he sees the mailman and says I know your secret to which the mailman says then come give your real father a hug my boy.

[RAGNAR]

Bury the mailman AND the Mother. Then clean out wallets, purses, AND the mailbag and truck!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy asks his mother for $20 she says money does mot grow on trees you know. timmy says if you give me the money, I will tell you what dad said to the maid while you were gone yesterday. This got his mother's attention so she gave him the money and said ok what did he say to her?  timmy says he tokd her not to forget to wash his dress shirt for his meeting today.

[RAGNAR]

Heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's teacher walks up yo timmy ehile he is sitting at his desk in class and asks him do you know what separstes you from a monkey? timmy says why yes, this desk.

[Hartlyn]

[RAGNAR]

timmy's teacher walks up yo timmy ehile he is sitting at his desk in class and asks him do you know what separstes you from a monkey? timmy says why yes, this desk.

And Timmy got smacked at recess.

[RAGNAR]

Chuckles...

[MageNathaniel1]

the teacher was asking her students about animals and said what does the checken give us a student said eggs, she said correct, what does the pig give us a student said bacon she said correct she said what does the cow give us, timmy said the old cow gives us homework.