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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2370 on: May 02, 2020, 09:49:18 AM »
Oh yeah... I can see Timmy sitting next to me in the office waiting to see the principle again. FLASHBACKS!!!!!

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2371 on: May 02, 2020, 02:20:47 PM »

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2372 on: May 02, 2020, 07:07:33 PM »
lol

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2373 on: May 03, 2020, 04:07:00 AM »
LOL   ;D

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2374 on: May 03, 2020, 11:51:23 AM »
timmy's mum was washing and putting away his clothes when she noticed some bdsm magazines hidden in one of his drawers.  she took them and waited until timmy's father got home. she showed him the magazines and said what should we do about this?  he said well first off I would not suggest you spanking him

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2375 on: May 03, 2020, 12:36:05 PM »
Chuckles...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2376 on: May 04, 2020, 08:10:29 AM »
timmy and his family are having dinner at his grandmothers house as soon as the food is on his plate timmy starts eating. his father scolds him and says you have to wait until we pray over the food. timmy says that is inly at our house grandma knows how to cook.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2377 on: May 04, 2020, 10:16:08 AM »
If Momma was around, I hope Timmy likes canned soup and PBJ's...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2378 on: May 05, 2020, 07:49:03 AM »
timmy's teacher asked him what he wants to be when he grows up, he said a detective so he could follow in his father's footsteps. the teacher said that is very admirable but I dis not know your father was a detective. timmy said he isn't, he's a cat burglar

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« Reply #2379 on: May 05, 2020, 04:38:14 PM »
I typed 'Missing Medieval Servant' into Google...

....but all it came up with was "Page Not Found'.

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2380 on: May 05, 2020, 04:43:55 PM »
*Facepalms*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2381 on: May 06, 2020, 10:49:58 AM »
timmy's teacher told the class I want you all to pretend you are millionaires for a moment and write what your day would be like and what you would do. after about 15 minutes the teachs noticed timmy was not writing anything. the teacher asks him why he is not writing. timmy replies if I am a millionaire, I am waiting for my secretary so I cN dictate the information to her and have her write it for me.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2382 on: May 06, 2020, 04:45:36 PM »
Dats mah Boy!!!!!

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« Reply #2383 on: May 07, 2020, 06:26:13 AM »
the teacher says ok timmy, I want you to give me a word with three syllables. timmy right away blurts out masturbate. the teacher says my that is a mouthful timmy.  timmy says no, you are thinking of a blow job.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2384 on: May 07, 2020, 10:00:20 AM »
LMTAO!!!!!