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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2385 on: May 08, 2020, 07:39:38 AM »
timmy was continually late for school and always had a wild story about why he was late. the principal told timmy's teacher to send timmy to him the next time he was late and had such a tale and he would tell him a tale so tall it would make timmy never late or tell a tale again. sure enough, the next day timmy was late again with a story about how he was actually headed to school early but was chased by an alligator and had to climb a tree and wait for the alligator to leave nefore he could continue on his way to school. the teacher promptly sent timmy to the principal who had timmy sit in his office while he told his own tale about getting to school that morning. the principal said while on my way to school I was chased by a 24 ft tall bear with sharp fangs amd teeth it certainly wanted to eat me, I had to run for my life but a small dog came out from under a bush and attacked then ate the bear. timmy said oh that would be my dog sparky that was his thrid bear this week.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2386 on: May 08, 2020, 05:14:03 PM »
Heh heh heh...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2387 on: May 09, 2020, 08:51:48 AM »
timmy blurts out during class van I go to the bathroom  the teacher says its may I co to the rest room  timmy said I asked first so I get to go first and left the room.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2388 on: May 09, 2020, 11:40:50 AM »
*Thumbs up*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2389 on: May 10, 2020, 10:37:03 AM »
the sunday school teacher asks timmy do you believe there is a devil? timmy says no, I know it is just like with santa claus it is really just my father
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2390 on: May 10, 2020, 10:56:42 AM »
Meep!!!
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« Reply #2391 on: May 11, 2020, 08:01:55 AM »
timmy sees his mum putting cold cream on her face one night and asks why shebis putting that stuff on her face. she says so I will look beautiful.  she then begins removing the cream. timmy says whats wrong giving up?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2392 on: May 11, 2020, 01:17:44 PM »
So much for Timmy getting any older.    :o
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2393 on: May 12, 2020, 01:17:41 PM »
after school sally tells her mum that timmy had kissed her on the lips. her mum said how did that happen? sally said well it took 3 of my friends to hold him while I kissed him.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2394 on: May 12, 2020, 02:19:10 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2395 on: May 13, 2020, 10:35:00 AM »
the teacher was asking each student what they want to be when they grow up. when she got to timmy, he said I want to be a billionaire, not to have to answer to anyone, to est at the most expensive places, go to the best shows, and live in a mansion, with two ferraris out front and a couple of girlfriends who love with me. the teacher raised an eyebrow but just went on to the next student  susan what do you want to be? susan said I want to be one of timmy's girlfriends 
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2396 on: May 13, 2020, 11:20:44 AM »
Heh heh heh...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2397 on: May 13, 2020, 04:30:48 PM »
...I want to be the other girlfriend... ;)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2398 on: May 13, 2020, 04:38:28 PM »
COUGAR!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2399 on: May 13, 2020, 07:43:40 PM »
timmy's teacher sat at her desk and said I am holding something that is round and red can you guess what it is? timmy's hand went up but the teacher ignored him knowing he would say something off colour. another student raised their hand and said is it an apple?  the teacher said no, it is a plum but I like how you think.  timme said I have one, as he holds his hands below his desk he says I am holding something that is hard qith a red nib at the top. the teacher says timmy that is disgusting. timmy said no, it is a match but I like how you think.
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