a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

I like Timmy. 

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's grandfather died, during the funeral people kept getting up and saying what a wonderful man he was, how generous he was, how he had helped people, how kind he was and so on, after about 20 minutes timmy's grandmother told timmy to go check the coffin and make sure it was his grandfather in there that they were saying all these things about as it did not sound like him.

[RAGNAR]

Time to load Granny's dentures with alum, Preparation H in her toothpaste, lipstick along the nose pads of her glasses, deer hunter's doe urine to her perfume, pepper the Kleenex every Grammy carries in her purse or pocket, glob Vaseline in the toes of her shoes, switch sugar for salt and salt for sugar in her kitchen, and saran wrap her toilet bowl.

Then get serious.

Never mess or speak ill of a Guy's Grampa!!!!!

[prism {*RgR*1*}]

lol

[MageNathaniel1]

a sales person comes to the door, timmy answers pretending to smoke a cigarette and drink a beer. the salesperson asks are your parents home? timmy holds up the beer can and says I am smoking and drinking and you ask if my parents are home? what do you think?

[RAGNAR]

Morons...

[MageNathaniel1]

the teacher unwittingly asked timmy to use the word urinate in a sentence. timmy replied your an eight but if you had larger breasts you would be a 10.

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

the teacher asked timmy where his homework assignment was, timmy said his dog ate it. the teacher said now do not try to give me that old line, dogs do not eat paper, they sometimes rip it up but do not eat it, timmy said they do if you cover it with peanut butter

[RAGNAR]

Timmy - 1, Teacher = 0.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys teacher was asking the class what types of jobs all of their family members did besides just their parents. when timmy said his older sister was a hooker, the teacher sent him to the principal. when timmy got home his mother had received a call from the teacher that she had sent timmy to the principal. his mother asked timmy what happened. timmy told her. she asked well what did the principal do? timmy said he gave me a candy bar and asked for my sister's phone number.

[RAGNAR]

 

[Hartlyn]

[RAGNAR]

On the cutting edge of comedy.

[MageNathaniel1]

one day when timmy was little his parents heard him yell from his older sister's room. they ran upstairs to see what was wrong. timmy said his sister's penis had fallen off in the night and he had just found it laying under the bed and holds up a penis shaped dildo.