a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

Timmy notices one of his friends has a brand new watch with all of the features. He asks how he got the new watch. His friend said well, I accidentally walked in on my parents while they were having sex, my dad yelled at me to get out, the next morning, he felt guilty about yelling at me and went out and bought me this watch as an apology.  Timmy decides to try to get such a watch for hinself the same way. That night, he pretends to be asleep while listening for the telltale signs of his parents having sex. As soon as he hears them he walks into their bedroom and says I wanna watch. His father says ok but go int the corner and be quiet.

[RAGNAR]

Once seen can never be unseen Timmy.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's teacher asks that each student stand and say what their father or mother does for a living and spell it. the first child stands and says their father is a banker b a n k e r the teacher says good. the next one stands and says their father is an accountant but has trouble spelling it  timmy says my father is a bookie b o o k i e ans he would give us all 20 to 1 odds that it will be a year before johhny there can spell accountant.

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's mother tells him he has 5 minutes to get in the house and take a bath. timmy asks can I take it with bubbles. his mother agrees a bubble bath is ok. 4 minutes later timmy comes walking into the house with a girl. his mother says whi is that? timmy says her name is bubbles.

[RAGNAR]

Dats mah Boy!!!!!

 

[MageNathaniel1]

when timmy was younger his mother had made hamburgers and was having trouble getting the ketchup to come out of the bottle. the phone rang so timmy decided to answer it. he yells mom the pastor is calling. his mother said to tell him she is busy and will call him back. timmy says pastor I am sorry my mom cannot come to the ohone right now she is hitting the bottle.

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

after sex ed, timmy goes up to susie and drops his oants and underwear then says I have one of these and you dont. susie pulls up her skirt and drops her panties and says qith one of these, I can get all of those I want.

[RAGNAR]

In theory yes. But then she opened her mouth and closed that door. 

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's teacher asked him if your friend has 5 cookies and gives you 2 what is left, timmy said an unconcious friend, me with five cookies in my home before he wakes up 

[RAGNAR]

YOU GO TIMMY!!!!!

Timmy is a natural for Gor!!!!!

 

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy skipped school one day, his teacher called his mother to find out if he was ok as he was absent. His mother confronted him saying I heard you missed school. Timmy replied I did not miss it one bit.

[RAGNAR]

Alright... who was watching me grow up taking notes?

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's mum isbyelling at him for leaving the door open letting flies in. she uells you know I hate flies. timmy said I am sure they feel the same about you.