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Offline MageNathaniel1

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2460 on: June 08, 2020, 07:52:18 AM »
in sunday school the teacher is talking about how wonderful heaven will be. then asks what do you have to be to get there? timmy says six feet under.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2461 on: June 09, 2020, 01:27:54 PM »
the teacher was doing a demonstration on the problems with alcohol and said I have 2 containers here, one with water and one with whiskey, I will drop a live worm in each container, lets see what happens. the qorm in the water survives but the one in the whiskey dies almost immediately. the teacher says what can we learn from this. timmy says, drink whiskey and you will not have worms
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« Reply #2462 on: June 10, 2020, 08:37:02 AM »
timmy asked his father where humans cane from, his father explains evolution and how humans evolved from apes. timmy then aska his mother where humans came from and she says God created the 1st two humans and we have continued ever since. timmy said but dad says we evolved from apes. his mother said only his side of the family came from apes.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2463 on: June 10, 2020, 04:45:12 PM »
Hey... even apes need love too, or is that sex? Oh well, sex without commitment will work wonders.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2464 on: June 11, 2020, 09:27:03 AM »
timmy sees his father step out of the shower and saus what is that dangling between your legs. his father says thst is my nerve and one day yours will be just as big. next day in class, timmy has to use the bathroom but the teacher says no 2 other students are out of the classroom right now you will have to wait for at least one of them to return first. it seems like it is taking ages for either to return and timmy really has to go so, he gets up and leaks in the trash bin ny the teachers desk. the teacher is aghast at this and saus you have some nerve to do that. timmy say this is nothing you should see my fathers nerve
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2465 on: June 11, 2020, 01:51:03 PM »
Q: How did the baby cheese dress up for Halloween?
A: As a little Muenster!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2466 on: June 11, 2020, 01:55:43 PM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on June 11, 2020, 09:27:03 AM
timmy sees his father step out of the shower and saus what is that dangling between your legs. his father says thst is my nerve and one day yours will be just as big. next day in class, timmy has to use the bathroom but the teacher says no 2 other students are out of the classroom right now you will have to wait for at least one of them to return first. it seems like it is taking ages for either to return and timmy really has to go so, he gets up and leaks in the trash bin ny the teachers desk. the teacher is aghast at this and saus you have some nerve to do that. timmy say this is nothing you should see my fathers nerve

Heh heh...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2467 on: June 11, 2020, 01:56:07 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on June 11, 2020, 01:51:03 PM
Q: How did the baby cheese dress up for Halloween?
A: As a little Muenster!

*Facepalms*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2468 on: June 11, 2020, 03:43:02 PM »
Quote from: RAGNAR on June 11, 2020, 01:56:07 PM
Quote from: RickBulow74 on June 11, 2020, 01:51:03 PM
Q: How did the baby cheese dress up for Halloween?
A: As a little Muenster!

*Facepalms*

hehehehe
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2469 on: June 12, 2020, 09:36:20 AM »
the teacher asked timmy, if you have $1 and you ask your father for $1.50 how much do you have? yommy days $1 the teacher says apparently you do not know how to add properly. timmy says apparently you do not know my father.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2470 on: June 12, 2020, 01:09:41 PM »
Q: Why did Superman cross the road?

A: The chicken flew off with his cape!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2471 on: June 12, 2020, 05:18:06 PM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on June 12, 2020, 09:36:20 AM
the teacher asked timmy, if you have $1 and you ask your father for $1.50 how much do you have? yommy days $1 the teacher says apparently you do not know how to add properly. timmy says apparently you do not know my father.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2472 on: June 12, 2020, 05:18:46 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on June 12, 2020, 01:09:41 PM
Q: Why did Superman cross the road?

A: The chicken flew off with his cape!

Huuuuuuuuh?  :o
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2473 on: June 13, 2020, 09:38:54 AM »
timmy was sitting out side eating one candy bar after another from a bag. an elderly man approached him and said if you eat too much candy it will make you sick. timmy replied my grandfather has eaten candy every day of his life and is 100. the elderly man said well that is a long life but did he ever eat so much candy at one time? timmy said I am not sure but he does know how to mind his own business which is part of why he has lived so long.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2474 on: June 13, 2020, 12:24:00 PM »
Quote from: RAGNAR on June 12, 2020, 05:18:46 PM
Quote from: RickBulow74 on June 12, 2020, 01:09:41 PM
Q: Why did Superman cross the road?

A: The chicken flew off with his cape!

Huuuuuuuuh?  :o

Blame Alexa for that one!
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