a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy asks his father what the difference between confide t and confidential is. his father says well, I am confident that you are my son, but what I do with my secretary is confidential.

[RAGNAR]

Heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy tells his mother that yesterday he had lost control of his ball and it rolled into the closet in her room so he had went in to get it. while he was in there, he saw his father come in with the woman next door. they started kissing then took off each others clothes. his mother told him to stop right there and tell his father what happened when he got home. when his father comes home, his mother has his bags packed by the door and slaps him then tells timmy to tell him what he had seen while he was in the closet the day before. timme says well, I saw you come in with the woman next door, start hugging and kissing each other and remove one anothers clothes you then got in bed and did the same thing I saw mum and uncle joe doing the day before in there.

[RAGNAR]

Kill the Uncle and collar both females. Problem solved.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy is staring at a plaque in the church foyer with names and dates on them. the minister sees this and stands next to him. timmy asks what the plaque is. the minister says it is a memorial for all the church members who died in the service. timmy asks which one the 9 am or the 11 am service?

[RAGNAR]

OUCH!!!!!

"ALL ABOARD!!!!! HELL EXPRESS LEAVING ON TRACK 666!!!!!"

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys teacher is talking about how the name of a place does not always mean what is imploed and says for example the canary islands do not have any canaries  timmy immediately says does that mean the virgin islands do not have any virgins?

[RAGNAR]

Heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys mum is doing the laundry she tells her husband you need to stop leaving money in your trousers when you put them in to be washed this is the 2nd time this week I have done the laundry and found money in your pockets after they had been washed. as she is yelling about it the phone rings  timmy answers it is the oastor who asks to speak with his mum. timmy says she cant come to the phone now she is busy laundering money

[RAGNAR]

Chortles...

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy accidentally walks in on he parents having sex. his father tells him to get out. he leaves the room, the parents hurry up and get dressed. his mother comes our and tells him that his father is trying to lose weight so she has to jump up and down on his stomach to help him. timmy says dont bother mom, every morning the girl next door comes over and blows him back up again.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys mum is looking all over for her hand lotion  she asks timmy if he had seen it he says no but why dont you just use some of that face cream stuff of yours. she says the problem is my hands not my face. timmy says not from where I sit it isnt.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys father is complaining on how everything is going up cost of food, gas, taxes and says just once I would like to see something come down. timmy says dad you are in luck here is my report card

[MageNathaniel1]

the teacher is trying to help the students understand money. she tells timmy suppose you have 2 quarters in your left pocket and 3 dollars in your right pocket what do you have. timmy says someone els's trousers.

[MageNathaniel1]

the teacher says today we are going to talk about tenses in english like if a phrase is past tense, present tense or future tense. If I say I am beautiful what tense is that? timmy says obviously past tense in your case.