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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2505 on: June 28, 2020, 07:25:06 PM »
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock  ;D ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2506 on: June 29, 2020, 08:20:49 AM »
lol
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2507 on: June 29, 2020, 08:27:01 AM »
Timmy is selling a lawn mower. The pastor walks by and asks if it works. Timmy says oh yes it wirks quite well, starts in the 1st pull never a problem. The pastor buys it then says if it is so good why are you selling it? Timmy says my father told me to mow the lawn, well since the lawnmower has just been sold, I can now play baseball as we no longer have a mower, see you pastor and walks off.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2508 on: June 30, 2020, 08:50:03 AM »
timmy's mother yells at him why did you kick your brother in the stomach? timmy says I didnt mean to kick him in the stomach. his mother says thats better. then timmy says its not my fault he turned around as I as about to kick his butt.
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« Reply #2509 on: June 30, 2020, 11:59:54 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2510 on: June 30, 2020, 01:00:13 PM »
smiles
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2511 on: July 01, 2020, 08:29:27 AM »
when timmy qas in kindergarten he asked the teacher if he could use the bathroom. the teacher said ok but 1st you need to recite the alphabet timmy said abcdeffhijklmonqrstuvwxyz the teacher said what happened to p? timmy said it is running down my leg now can I please go use the restroom
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2512 on: July 02, 2020, 08:23:38 AM »
timmy was in the kitchen as his mum was peeling potatoes for dinner. he picks one up looks at it then says mom this one looks just like you. she looks at it and says it is all bumpy and weird looking. timmy says like I said just like you.
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« Reply #2513 on: July 03, 2020, 08:05:45 AM »
timmy is sitting by a lawn mower with a for sale sign on it. The local priest comes by and aska timmy if the lawn mower works. timmy says ues but you have to pull the string a few times to gst it to start. the priest says well a little exercise is good for the body I will take it. he then tries to pull start it after 5 or 6 tries still nothing. timmy says I forgot to tell you it helps if you swear at it while pulling. the priest says I have not uttered a swear qord in years since I became a priest. timmy says keep pulling that string it will come back to you.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2514 on: July 03, 2020, 12:16:21 PM »
#Badjoke

Q: What do you get when you cross dicks and fireworks?

A: Firequackers
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2515 on: July 03, 2020, 12:17:10 PM »
#BadJoke2

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A: They had a FALLing out
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2516 on: July 03, 2020, 12:17:55 PM »
#BadJoke3

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A: OK Boomer
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2517 on: July 03, 2020, 02:04:12 PM »
Oh Rick, Rick, Rick.... LOL  ::) ;D
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« Reply #2518 on: July 03, 2020, 03:17:36 PM »
#BadJoke4

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2519 on: July 03, 2020, 05:12:43 PM »
Smiles and removes your hat, mashes it down and places it back on your head and brushes a bit of dust off the brim.

 ::) ;) ;D
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